Favourite Quotations

11 Mar 2009

Gigidy gigidy :smile2: :smile2: by tha Legend in his own right; Warspy kiss

But actually I tink escabarry says that 2, so I dunno who said it 1st! lol Oopppss :uhoh::uhoh:

11 Mar 2009

C'est La Vie! biggrin

8) Drown yer sorrows! :beer::beer: innocent

:whistling: Will ya take a drink?! Ah go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Ya will ya will ya will ya will etc etc! U get tha drift?! :smug: I'm outta ereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wave

:wave:

:bolt:

11 Mar 2009

one from Gran Torino - Classic Clint Eastwood
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

11 Mar 2009

ah daithi....class film. Miss69 - que sera, sera is spanish hun "show me the moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" - Jerry Maguire Andy

11 Mar 2009

ty t-bags

11 Mar 2009

Keep On Rockinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :karaoke: :karaoke: Swing out sister!! (No rude remarks please!) Don't actually kno what this means, possibly sumting 2 tha effect of keep doin what yer doin, or do what ya gotta do!) :-) Oh and Peace Out :2fingers:

11 Mar 2009

Oh I'v jus seen Fabsy's quote in another Thread! kiss

fabsy Tell It Like It Is! 2 a certain extent tho in fairness yeah?! :-) Go Fabsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :smug:

12 Mar 2009

Quote by user=BullAndBoo
"Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Terry Pratchett

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I like that 1 :thumbup:
& along the same lines....
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, & he'll spend his days sitting in a boat drinking beer."
(Anon)
& a few more on various subjects.
In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare,terror, murder & bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce?
The cuckoo clock!
(Orson Welles)
If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.
(Will Kommen)
I hate views, they are only made for bad painters.
(Oscar Wilde)
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
(Oscar Wilde)
You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine,
(Grouch Marx)
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavours, and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
(Alfred Newman)
Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
(Emo Philips)
Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia.
(Steven Wright)
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
(Emo Philips)
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
(Thomas Szasz)
I know God is a man. Because if God was a woman She would have made sperm taste like chocolate.
(Carrie Snow)
I'm not a fascist, I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do, whereas priests...........
(Father Ted)
I don't have a type. It took me this long to narrow it down to a gender.
(Ellen DeGeneres)
-Back to my place?
-Can two people fit under a rock?
(Rita Rudner)
I like kinky sex with chocolate, I call it S&M&M.
(Rosanne)
Lulabelle, it's you! I didn't recognise you standing up.
(Groucho Marx)
Who is this Greek chap Clitoris they're talking about?
(Lord Albermarle)
All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman goes on the bottom. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
(Joan Rivers)
Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
(Lisa Simpson)
Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
(Miss Piggy)
The day he moved out was terrible
That evening she went through hell
His absence wasn't a problem
But the corkscrew had gone as well
(Wendy Cope)
-I'm afraid that after we've been married a while a beautiful girl will come along and wou'll forget all about me.
-Don't be silly, I'll write you twice a week.
(Groucho Marx)
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
(Mitch Ratcliffe)

12 Mar 2009

:clap::laughabove::clap::laughabove::clap::laughabove::clap::laughabove::clap::laughabove:

12 Mar 2009

Dont Panic,.... Douglas Addams:smile2::bounce:

12 Mar 2009

:P1 see that wee girl see her ma ;2 the only man that will never get drunk is the man that will never drink ,my old fella ,sorry da i never listened at the time :sticky:

13 Mar 2009

Marge its a long story and I wont bore you with Honesty Homer Simpson

14 Mar 2009

"May the hinges of love never rust from the lack of lubrication" to be said to the next person your going to sleep with when you buy them the "introduce you self drink" drinkies

:doggy: me.

16 Mar 2009

"Time's fun when you're having flies" (Kermit The Frog)