Bachelor Party 2
No, no. No, see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.
28 Days Later
"Sand is overrated."
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
" I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life"
The Notebook
"We are fugitives of the law. Idiocy is our only option."
outbreak
i aint seen such a sorry looking heap of maggot shit in all my life.....
Shawshank Redemption.... Great Film
You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note
scooby doo
What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.
Goldeneye
"Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you."
Cocktail I do believe
Well, she seemed like a hell of a girl. From what little I saw of her. Not too this. Not too that. Very kind of, um, what?... Ah, what the fuck, I only saw her for a minute. First impressions of this kind can often be misleading. Does she give head?
about last night
Dude! You got a tattoo!
So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
"Dude!" What does mine say?
"Sweet!" What about mine?
About last night
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"
Dude, where's my car
The "man-gina": it's a professional term we man-whores use to describe our he-pussy.
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
"You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them"
Gladiator
"Next time, Harry, we won't play by their rules. We'll invent our own!"
Michael Collins
A gold medal is a wonderful thing, but if you're not enough without the medal, you'll never be enough with it
Cool Runnings
"Fuck the code."
Wanted
You finally figured out the girl in your heart isn't the girl in your dreams. Some people don't figure it out all their lives.
If Lucy Fell.
"I hate to burst your little crazy-lady bubble, but it most not been all that great, 'cause I don't remember you."
Hancock
Sweet princess... if through this wicked witch's trick, a spindle should your finger prick... a ray of hope there still may be in this, the gift I give to thee. Not in death, but just in sleep, this fateful prophecy you'll keep. And from this slumber you shall wake, when true love's kiss, the spell shall break.
Wake of Death and Sleeping Beauty
You know what? Derek and I like each other and if you have a problem with that, then screw you.
save the last Dance
My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him.
one flew over the cukoos nest.....
The heart is a sleeping beauty and love the only kiss it can't resist. Even if its eyes lay open wide, there is a heart that sleeps inside. And it's to there you must be hastening. For all hearts dream, they dream only of awakening.
The Million Dollar Hotel
I'm a woman! We don't say what we WANT! But we reserve the right to get pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating! And not a little bit scary
sliding Doors
I love waking up in the morning not knowing where I'm gonna go or who I'm gonna meet. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge, and now here I am, on the grandest ship in the world, having champagne with you fine people.
Titanic
"I am lied to a hundred times a day. Petitioned. Lobbied. One learns how to decifer a face."
A man for all seasons
You don't understand the way it is, I mean for somebody like me. Last month, I'm-I-I'm eating Jujubes to keep alive, this month women are stuffing diamonds in my pockets. I'm bouncing on shit and quick as that I could be down there again.
Dirty Dancing
"I got this sucker running. You want to give it a try tonight?"
Blade
Well, I'm sure an afternoon of banging chalk erasers together will help you now, won't it?
Grease
"Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?"
Poison Ivy
You work and you work and you work. You meet with people you don't like, that you don't know, that you don't even want to know. And you try to sell them things and they try to sell you things, you go home, you listen to the wife nag and the kids bitch. You turn off the T.V., you wake up the next day and you do it all over again. But I'll tell you, the only thing that keeps me going is this chick. I've got this incredible chick on the side you see, and she is so hot, I can hardly believe it. She's got one of those heart-shaped asses.
