handfull of rabbits , that come with batteries,
but not the duracell bunny, because...
that little drum he's got pokes you in all the wrong places and...............
bonkinbabe had used all of them , infact she was barred form every Ann Summers shop in Ireland, being uber smart Dora asked for chocolate bunnies this year, she intended hiding a few up....
her skirt.... but was worried about the melting issues.....
if she got hot and bothered , which was usual for Dora ( when she was out of bed), meanwhile Titan was preparing for the annual bogdiggers....
tractor dogging convention..... but as tractors are somewhat conspicious was struggling to find a location so.........
donna and andy decided to rent out a shagcamper... a revolutionary new device which .......
went on water as well as on land - so u could easily...............
shag your way across the beautiful loughs
"mmmmmm" says andy "is that mr tussey i can see wearing his sexy waders over there?"..............................
....each thrust another five metres of nautical distance.....
...quivered as she saw the big machines hot exaust stick out just above the water line bellowing out plumes of ....
white smoke...wiping away a tear, white plumes of smoke reminded her of having to watch her old German lover benjefart, become head of some weird religious sect...
In the distance Dora heard an awful racket, t-bags was having an outside 'play my own music day', Dora ran skipping along to the strains of 'I will survive' when suddenly......
screams of terror from the sinking shagcamper reached dora over the noise of t-bags tunes...
"Help!!!! Help!!!!"...............
Squealed Addies...... she was throwing out gallons of water with her bare hands, and keeping a young man happy at the same time, all while eating a bag of mini-eggs, 'save us Dora please!!!' she screamed..
Dora looked back , then ahead and.....
seeing addies had mini eggs - thought that going to addies was much better than listening to t-bags horrible music.........so off dora trotted in her bloomers and when she reached addies - she fainted upon seeing...............
Nearly 4ft tall, and weighed at least 6 stone (very much like the French Prime Minister) it leered madly at poor Addies, she was horrified to see it waving its' choclate willy at her..yelling 'get a load of that'..
Addie pleaded with Dora to......
"eat the damn thing!....me and donna cant escape the annoying sounds andy is playin in the shag camper...." just then a figure emerged from the lake...oh wait its...
the tusseys!!..
they were being chased by a large white fluffy rabbit with what looked like a strapon around its waist, the tusseys yelled...........
....Oh feck me balls are sore, go easy on me!! Bull, jealously, looks on as the rabbit chases Tussey around the place for a while. Then Dora..
suddenly stopped as she spotted the shotgun tussey had dropped in the mellee
The large white rabbit had picked it up, and was now pointing it at Dora, she hid behind Bull's large (painful) balls, which were now swollen like balloons...
In the confusion , Bull grabbed hold of the large rabbit and....
wrestled the shotgun away from it...
"oh Bull my hero" cried dora then she......
fell into the three unwise men , who had followed the Star from the South...
One them was leering madly at Addie , who was flickin her bean to the dulcid tones of Danny o Daniel, crooning..'I will survive'..he ran over and leapt on Addie and...
grabbed him firmly by the frankicence and myrhh.."OOhyaboy" cried the uwise man, and collapsed un a quivering heap into the bottom of the boat.
Meanwhile, Tussey was strangling the rabbit with fishing line while...
Mrs Tussey was getting aquainted with the second unwise man, she was disturbed to hear they had followed the wrong star, and misssed the birth and the bits in-between, she was gently snuggling him to her ample bosom, when mr tussey looked around and yelled......
... nothing but a light coating of goose fat and a parsnip behind each ear...she was ready for a roasting!! Tussey and Andy stopped what they were doing and....
Dropped their gonks, they rushed bravely forward towards Donna, prepared to roast her manly, but Dora , in a mad fit of jealously, stuck out her pinky and sent both of flying into the pond, te big rabbit jumped into to save them and rabbed t-bags by the.....
she was wearing a pair of knickers, with the words I LOVE THE USA emblazoned on the back..Mr Tussey went ape, he ripped the knickers clean off poor Dora who began to tremble and weep...
she dropped the sodden book,and implored Addie to help, but addie was helping the three unwise men , make a little baby , cause they had missed the first one, she yelled at Dora to ...
get everyone else the hell out of there because she wanted some privacy. Then Dora screamed and ran because the rabbit had tne strap-on aimed straight at her. Tussey was asking the three unwise men what they were doing in an Easter story, and t-bags was drying to dry his notebook. The rabbit meanwhile caught Dora, pinned her down, and...
Dora was busy writing to the Easter Bunny, she didn't get any eggs last year, and wanted to make sure she had her order in on time..
Dear Easter Bunny..I would like a ...... 
