RE: Tired of bloody fools on this site? Mind first...body will follow...
Hello lady smile Are you really serious about jumping into bed with someone you hardly know? Actually, it maybe easier for dirty old men who use hookers, but for someone like yourself, a one night stand cannot possibily bring sexual relief, atleast not a memorable one. My take on this is, that for some one who has been married or has been with someone for sometime and caged into a relationship that yields some benefits but does not fulfill other urges, it is best to go out looking for someone who would understand their situation, not just be interested in a wild hump smile Because if there is no mental connection, it is hard to imagine good sex resulting...
So would you be interested in getting to know someone who shares some of your experiences? I am not Dr. Phil or Ellen DeGeneres in male drag, but hell yeah, I can talk...intelligently smile
So hope to hear from you,
now i know that us females like an e-mail to stand out at us - instead of the ususal "wanna fuck" type - but jesus - do u relly think were gonna actually answer that...:giggle:
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e-mails u just cant reply to......lol
Sex God
:notes: He was a busy boy Lou 
, I got that one too, wonder how many other women he posted it to. Ahh the wonders of cut and paste :lol2:
Slightly :love:
, I got that one too, wonder how many other women he posted it to. Ahh the wonders of cut and paste :lol2:
Slightly :love: 
Sex God
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RE: Tired of bloody fools on this site? Mind first...body will follow...
Hello lady smile Are you really serious about jumping into bed with someone you hardly know? Actually, it maybe easier for dirty old men who use hookers, but for someone like yourself, a one night stand cannot possibily bring sexual relief, atleast not a memorable one. My take on this is, that for some one who has been married or has been with someone for sometime and caged into a relationship that yields some benefits but does not fulfill other urges, it is best to go out looking for someone who would understand their situation, not just be interested in a wild hump smile Because if there is no mental connection, it is hard to imagine good sex resulting...
So would you be interested in getting to know someone who shares some of your experiences? I am not Dr. Phil or Ellen DeGeneres in male drag, but hell yeah, I can talk...intelligently smile
So hope to hear from you,
now i know that us females like an e-mail to stand out at us - instead of the ususal "wanna fuck" type - but jesus - do u relly think were gonna actually answer that...:giggle:
Feck, I got that one too but he said Brian Cowan and Mary Harney instead of Dr Phil and Ellen Degenerous.....Cheeky feck.
Sex God
Looks like the secret is out. But as a social experiment it has worked for I have attracted atleast 4 different girls to respond to me. MUCH MORE than any one your single men losers out there who think only with your cock-heads. The technique is to get one response and from then on, try to develop a mental match, no response no luck! Thank you 'hornygirl' for pointing this thread to me.
Sex God
*Looks at Dortoms Profile and walks away shaking head and sniggering*......I have some vidal sasson somewhere if ya ever run out.
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:laughabove: Addies your wicked lol
i had a brilliant night, all kinky boots and such like, lol
Have a great weekend everyone whoo hooo its saturday, party time ,
wheres my nit comb?
Barbie how dare you I am not wicked, I am off too my Legion of Mary meeting shortly, complete with big hair and twin-set, lemon by the way!
Going to raise this little nugget Dik threw up in his profile.
What were they thinking posting pictures of hard cocks online, that the woman of today is soo danm naive that she'd fall for such a cheap tactic. This is why according to a survey by durex condoms: 83% of women today are un-satisfied with their sex lives...and who is to blame?
Who do you think is to blame Barbie?
And what the fook is going on with the 17 percent who are satisfied,have they all met Dik?
Sex God
Quote by user=addiesfun...smoking away a Sheesha? OK Hold on yer doing that wrong, you eat a kebab Not smoke...FFs, how the hell you suppose to find a woman's clit if yer efforts ingest Turkish meat and pastry products gets off to such a bad start.
I had the greatest shag of my life, now smiling in glee smoking away a sheesha waiting for another great day! Note the time its 5:46 am HA!
*Can we get a Joy of sex...yes the one with the black and white beardy pictures, will make will-E-thorn feel more at home*
OK! you were up at 5am on this site posting? were you not in bed like most fellas would be with the woman, instead of running away to your computer to idly boast about it to countless others? now i don't care what kinda 60's films you watched to get your 'lurve' etique from but i know is, that if I did it, by jaysus she would have been out the door and have me left sitting crying into my sheesha kebab.
Ah the old solo hand-job, Dik, can't beat it at times..
Quote by user=makemyday0126...smoking away a Sheesha? OK Hold on yer doing that wrong, you eat a kebab Not smoke...FFs, how the hell you suppose to find a woman's clit if yer efforts ingest Turkish meat and pastry products gets off to such a bad start.
I had the greatest shag of my life, now smiling in glee smoking away a sheesha waiting for another great day! Note the time its 5:46 am HA!
*Can we get a Joy of sex...yes the one with the black and white beardy pictures, will make will-E-thorn feel more at home*
OK! you were up at 5am on this site posting? were you not in bed like most fellas would be with the woman, instead of running away to your computer to idly boast about it to countless others? now i don't care what kinda 60's films you watched to get your 'lurve' etique from but i know is, that if I did it, by jaysus she would have been out the door and have me left sitting crying into my sheesha kebab.
Ah the old solo hand-job, Dik, can't beat it at times..
Dik sorry dork, just realised I have been calling the poor man by the wrong name, sorry pet.....
Dork smokes kebabs in bed
:blink:Why dear god? why?
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:laughabove: Addies your wicked
wheres my nit comb?
Barbie how dare you I am not wicked, I am off too my Legion of Mary meeting shortly, complete with big hair and twin-set, lemon by the way!
Going to raise this little nugget Dik threw up in his profile.
What were they thinking posting pictures of hard cocks online, that the woman of today is soo danm naive that she'd fall for such a cheap tactic. This is why according to a survey by durex condoms: 83% of women today are un-satisfied with their sex lives...and who is to blame?
Who do you think is to blame Barbie?
And what the fook is going on with the 17 percent who are satisfied,have they all met Dik?
addies your wicked as in fookin brilliant,
dik dork whatever his name is
i wasnt interested in your early morning bedroom antics, i only want to know what shampoo you use
now wheres my prioderm lol
Quote by user=actionmanbarbie:worship::worship::worship::worship::worship:addies im sure you look hot in your lemon twinset
Thank you Barbie..... Being Lady Chairperson (took fookin years and a ton of bribes) I have to instill authority on the other ladies, lemon smacks of do as I say or else!!
Anyway I tried to raise the issue of the 17 percent and the big Durex lie, but Sister Peggy was determined to raise the issue of those awful new Denny Sausage adds..
By god she was spot on Barbie, what is going on??
Gone are the wonderful shaggable young guys and gals in wet suits, the Ladies of the WI, yummy milfs and dilfs, replaced by eejits!!!! dancing and as Peg says "looking like right tits"..
So unfrotunatley Barbie Dork was over looked, but it is our anual outing to Lisdonnvarna this week, so I promise to try again..
