ok....well dora suggested i make my own thread but being completly unimaginative i decided to host a chat column eh ok this is a thread where u can say wat the £$%" u like...maybe ask a burning question, ask me advice (it mightnt be worthwhile advice but its free)... tell me a secret, watever, promise to reply no matter wat....xx
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ok....well dora suggested i make my own thread but being completly unimaginative i decided to host a chat column eh ok this is a thread where u can say wat the £$%" u like...maybe ask a burning question, ask me advice (it mightnt be worthwhile advice but its free)... tell me a secret, watever, promise to reply no matter wat....xx
Medge, I haven't been on here long but from what I've learned so far it's a good idea to be cautious and first get to know someone as best you can online before arranging face to face meets.
I can't speak for others, but I try not to chat too much with a guy if I don't think it likely that we'll meet.
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Medge, I haven't been on here long but from what I've learned so far it's a good idea to be cautious and first get to know someone as best you can online before arranging face to face meets.
I can't speak for others, but I try not to chat too much with a guy if I don't think it likely that we'll meet.
ye boo ffs jst jokin hun...ur right but also i think it is v hard at first medge, best thing to do is not to come on strong, have pics ready, be respectful, obey chatroom rules, get a cam and show ur face, be serious about chatting and people will be serious about meeting. wen guys talk to me i like the ones who say somthing funny or show clear image of their face on cam. also involve themselves in banter, but boo is right sometimes u need to get to know people first
Orgasminator
:P well done donna very wise head on young shoulders :smoke::rose:
Sex God
I personally have never fallen asleep watching a pussy, but then again we could be on two different pages here ;-).
I had a problem with a cat like that once, so I just put an electric fence up around the lawn.
twas a grand i dea til one night, whilst yours truely was slightly innebriated by the local ale houses wholesome wares, I tripped over the fucking thing and managed to electrocute meself whilst the neighbours tabby and the white persian fooker pointed and laughed.
i cried a little that night.
Make.
Congrats on your own thread Deli hun.
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Dear Donna, how can we stop the big black cat from up the road shitting in our garden?? We seem to just miss catching him in the act, we're quite sure he waits till whoever is on "pusswatch" to fall asleep
Any advice would be greatly apprecated!!
There's special plants you can buy to put in your garden that cats don't like - ask at your local garden centre and at Vets' - they'd keep you right.
Humm, well folks, the eletric fence idea is out as we'd probably end up killing someone (most likely ourselves) ha ha ha, besides just got our light bill for xmas and we cant afford the power ;) However it sounded good so thanks!!
As for the plants idea, hummmm, gardening, hummmm cant be trusted with plants, usually end up squashing them :doh: (not exactly greenfingered) still god loves a tryer so we may well get some!!
Thanks all :happy:
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well donna would like to know why the grass is green
Ahh yes, well, grass is green cause "god" says it is !!!! (honestly, just ask a priest)
thanks for ur help curious, that shabba fella is a brat...!! anyhoooo
as for the cat scan....dal (hehe) (ok cheesy i know) there may be another approach which may be useful...called gettin a big scary dog ok write that costs money. another option could be to hire anto (shabba) he once chased a cat out of the garden cos he was tryin to eat the fish outta the pond, ran after him with the great
but seriously...maybe a psychological approach may work if u can catch the cat in the act...namely scaring the shit out of him ( but hopefully shit dont land in ur garden) lol
Here is a list of 30 deterrents you could try:
1. If a Tom starts to mark his new territory you could mark over it yourself although it may surprise the neighbours!
2. You can buy repellent pellets from garden centres that smell like citrus fruits, which apparently cats don't like.
3. Or you could use the real thing lemon or citrus peels work for a bit but you have to keep replacing them every three or four days. Not good for a big space unless you really really like lemonade.
4. You could try planting Coleus Canina which emits a foul odour when a cat rubs itself against it, but I'd imagine you'd have to cover quite a large area (depending on the size of your garden) for it to be effective.
5. Lion dung is said to keep them out but it may smell even worse than cats poo, but it's good for the roses.
6. Small sticks pushed into the ground so that approximately six to 12 inches are sticking out of the ground like spikes. They must be close enough together to prevent cats snuggling their bottoms down between them to poo.
7. Get a dog.
8. Some say Jeyes disinfectant fluid around the edges of the garden works but the fluid is actually quite poisonous to cats and will kill them in fairly small amounts.
9. Spray water at them, not from a hose, from one of those spray bottles from a garden centre or use or a super-soaking water gun for cats further away.
10. I have heard that they don't like garlic.
11. A friend suggested moth balls worked for her.
12. Sprinkle black pepper & chilli around the garden, harmless to animals but an effective deterrent apparently.
13. Getting a cat yourself often works. Its very unusual for a cat to poop in its own garden, and other cats won't really come near another cats area, unless it likes them, and then it wont poop 'cos it respects the area!
14. Catch the cat and rub its nose in it (not so it smudges all over the cat, just near it) then put the cat in next doors garden, or wherever you wish it to poop from now on.
15. You can buy some pet repellent spray from the DIY stores. It is harmless to animals and children.
16. Solid toilet blocks (used in public loos usually) crumbled around.
17. Scatter citrus peel (oranges & lemons) around the garden.
18. Place pine cones around near garden borders.
19. Plant geraniums, marigolds and petunias, cats apparently dislike those plants.
20. Grow spiky plants near areas you want to keep cats away from.
21. Ask local cat owners to provide an inside litter tray for their cats to discourage outside toileting.
22. Or if the cat owner doesn't want/can't have inside trays...Ask them to dig a pit in their garden, several feet deep and 2 foot square and fill with peat. Then all that is needed is for this outside toilet to be dug over frequently.
23. If you have bare soil cover it with gravel or slate chippings etc, it will discourage digging.
24. Keep your lawn short. If you let your lawn get to 3" ish high, they will poo in it and not bury it.
25. Place a small length of hosepipe in amongst your plants, cats and birds don't like snakes!
26. Invest in a bag of coffee (grounds), and spread around the garden.
27. Plant some lavender. It works for some and smells divine and for some reason the cats hate it.
28. Olbas oil (the one you put on pillows for blocked noses) works pretty well.
29. Water 'Scarecrow' that squirts water at things it detects moving, including you!
30. If all the foregoing makes you despair then go the high-tech route and buy yourself an ultrasonic cat repeller.
The show finished in 1987 anto so u can no longer find the ateam but u can find members....Hannibal, had several other acting roles after "The A-Team". He had a cancerous tumour removed from his lung in 1992 and in 1994 died from pneumonia.
Dirk Benedict continued to appear in TV series and films. In 1991 he released his autobiography "Confessions Of A Kamikaze Cowboy" and has also written the book "And Then We Went Fishing" along with several plays.
Dwight Schultz appeared in "Star Trek: Voyager" and has also lended his voice to a number of video games including "Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance" and "Final Fantasy X".
In 1995, Mr T. was treated for cancer of the lymph system. In 2001, he appeared briefly as a janitor in the film "Not Another Teen Movie" and he still has a strong acting career in Christian cinema.
The A-Team can regularly be seen on the UK Sky Channel "UK Gold".
Dirk Benedict appeared in Celebrity Big Brother in 2007, finishing third behind Jermaine Jackson and winner Shilpa Shetty.
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Can you give me instructions on how to convert my spare bedroom into a small nuclear power station as I'd like to cut down on my bills.
Even agony aunts who think they know everything sometimes dont have the answer co.....
however i do lol
1. First, obtain about 50 pounds (110 kg) of weapons grade
Plutonium at your local supplier (see Note 1). A nuclear power
plant is not recommended, as large quantities of missing
Plutonium tends to make plant engineers unhappy. We suggest that
you contact your local terrorist organization, or perhaps the
Junior Achievement in your neighborhood.
2. Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined
Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and
warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your
children or pets to play in it or eat it. Any left over
Plutonium dust is excellent as an insect repellant. You may wish
to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your
local junk yard, but an old coffee can will do nicely.
3. Fashion together a metal enclosure to house the device. Most
common varieties of sheet metal can be bent to disguise this
enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a lunch pail, or a Buick.
Do not use tinfoil.
4. Arrange the Plutonium into two hemispheral shapes, separated
by about 4 cm. Use rubber cement to hold the Plutonium dust
together.
5. Now get about 100 pounds (220 kg) of trinitrotoluene (Tnt).
Gelignite is much better, but messier to work with. Your helpful
hardware man will be happy to provide you with this item.
6. Pack the Tnt around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in
step 4. If you cannot find Gelignite, feel free to use Tnt
packed in with Playdo or any modeling clay. Colored clay is
acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point.
7. Enclose the structure from step 6 into the enclosure made in
step 3. Use a strong glue such as "Crazy Glue" to bind the
hemisphere arrangement against the enclosure to prevent
accidental detonation which might result from vibration or
mishandling.
8. To detonate the device, obtain a radio controlled (Rc) servo
mechanism, as found in Rc model airplanes and cars. With a
modicum of effort, a remote plunger can be made that will strike
a detonator cap to effect a small explosion. These detonatior
caps can be found in the electrical supply section of your local
supermarket. We recommend the "Blast-O-Mactic" brand because
they are no deposit-no return.
9. Now hide the completed device from the neighbors and
children. The garage is not recommended because of high humidity
and the extreme range of temperatures experienced there. Nuclear
devices have been known to spontaneously detonate in these
unstable conditions. The hall closet or under the kitchen sink
will be perfectly suitable.
10. Now you are the proud owner of a working thermonuclear
device! It is a great ice-breaker at parties, and in a pinch,
can be used for national defense.
3. Theory Of Operation
The device basically works when the detonated Tnt compresses
the Plutonium into a critical mass. The critical mass then
produces a nuclear chain recation similar to the domino chain
reaction (discussed in this column, "Dominos on the March",
March, 1968). The chain reaction then promptly produces a big
thermonuclear reaction. And there you have it, a 10 megaton
explosion!
4. Next Month's Column
In next month's column, we will learn how to clone your
neighbor's wife in six easy steps. This project promises to be
an exciting weekend full of fun and profit. Common kitchen
utensils will be all you need. See you next month!
5. Notes
1. Plutonium (Pu), atomic number 94, is a radioactive metallic
element formed by the decay of Neptunium and is similar in
chemical structure to Uranium, Saturnium, Jupiternium, and Marsipan.
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Dear Donna how would i go about becumming a porn star?
Any tips would be greatful, Jay
It is very challenging to become a professional porn actor so if you are serious about making a career out of this be ready to really work for your shot at it. You should also note that is much more difficult for men than it is for women. However, women too are often shocked at how hard it is for them to get involved with a legitimate company and get paid well. For men, you have a very small chance at becoming a successful porn star and if you are only willing to do heterosexual scenes your chances are reduced even more.
It is obviously much easier to become an amateur porn actor than it is to be a highly paid professional porn actor. If you want to sell content to people, make sure to only send a small sample and have a contract and asking price ready. The best way to know what the industry is like is to spend a lot of time researching content buyers, distributors and don't forget the legal aspects of all of this.
These days it seems that many people take their home movies to the web. Of course selling them on their own site takes some eCommerce business savvy.
Find an extraordinarily beautiful girl who will let you (exclusively) ride her coat tails into the Adult Film Industry. However, note that unless you have a strong agreement, she needs to break into the industry herself and may have to drop you to attain her own success. Remember, this is a highly competitive field and hundreds of drop dead gorgeous women attempt to break into the industry every year.
Getting a reputable agent is key.
make sure ur clear of stds.
have proper id
have good hygiene
be punctual and quick to perform as u are asked to do so
dont perform free samples on producer
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why do i want to fuck u all day and nite and why are u so good at blowjobs
im gud at blojobs because for a long time i used to say no to sex and give the guy a blojob to shut him up...lol also because i enjoy them so much and u know i do....also for real thou, i watch a lot of porn and learn from the experts, i use loads of saliva, i look up at u with sexy eyes, i put pressure on it, i moan as i do it, why the fuk wouldnt i be good lol...
ok as for why do u wanna fuk me....i seriously doubt its jst me u wanna fuk but other people wanna fuk me cos im horny, i have big tits, i look innocent, em i have a nice personality ?? lol
