I don't mean bad meets, everyone can tell a tale there, but there are other stories
1- car trouble on a way to a meet
2- call from the babysitter (just as your about to cum) wanting you home.
3- an injury, while playing, requiring a trip to the A&E dept ( for stiches, x-ray, plastercast)
4- booking the hotel for the wrong day
5- breaking the bed in the rented house
the little incidents that at the time ruin the meet but you laugh about later.
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Er...well May as well get the ball rolling, I was to meet a lady at the certain Hotel InMeath, little did I know same chain had two hotels in the county and I arrived in the one in Enfield, proceeded to make my way to the bedroom number she had given me and after 5 minutes knocking on the door I rang her asking what was the crack, she proceeded to answer the door and said there weas no one there, then she repeated the line 'are you sure you at the *%$&* Hotel In Ashbourne?...to which I went Oh bo***x ...erm I'm at the wrong one, I think..thankfully no one seemed to be in the room of the hotel I was at...that would have been even more embarrassing.
Finally got to the right one and we had a good laugh about it.
No doubt some will know what hotel I am on about so no need to name it, as you know naming specific locations aint allowed.
Not quite a swinging story but I did once arrive at a midlands hotel quite late and checked in. Went up to the room and as is my want, started getting undressed. I was at the shirt and one sock off stage when I noticed another bag beside the bed that wasnt mine, and then the toilet flushed.....
I fled into the hallway to meet the receptionist galloping up the corridor having realised she had given me the wrong room key!
It happened to a friend ... Well the best stories always do ...
It was her meets birthday and he was waiting in a plush 5 star hotel ... She was travelling by bus and planned to stop off in town to collect the specially ordered birthday present.
For the meet she had decided to wear her favourite basque, thong, stockings, heels and a favourite suspender belt... Suitably dressed she put her overcoat on over the emsemble & headed to the bus ... A short journey but getting hornier mile by mile ... Off the bus and into the store to collect the special birthday present ... Running a little late she opted to hail a taxi for the short ride to the hotel ... Stepping into the taxi the suspender belt falls from below the coat ... The taximan chivilarous to the chore picks up the item " I think you dropped something" ... & smile on his face announces "I don’t know whee your going but can I come too".... Directions & large tip given from a very red faced lady...
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Not quite a swinging story but I did once arrive at a midlands hotel quite late and checked in. Went up to the room and as is my want, started getting undressed. I was at the shirt and one sock off stage when I noticed another bag beside the bed that wasnt mine, and then the toilet flushed.....
I fled into the hallway to meet the receptionist galloping up the corridor having realised she had given me the wrong room key!
Tom, Had the same thing happen to me in a hotel in Carrick on Shannon a few years back, Only thing was I was just throwing my bag on the floor when a big Mediterranean man with just a towel wrapped around him exited the Bathroom singing something in Italian(well it sounded like the Cornetto song...anyone remember that ?)...Lest to say the receptionist got a right rollicking from when when I returned to her desk!!!
I had arranged to meet someone in a coffee shop in town.
When I go there it turned out he only had enough money with him to buy the coffee he was drinking when i got there. So after buying him another coffee and myself a tea we chatted for a while.
Bear in mind we were meant to be going out for dinner and only decided to meet for coffee so we could decide where to go.
After listening to him complain that he was hungry....Some obscure part of my brain decided to offer to make him a sandwich at my house.
Now I hasten to add......a sandwich was all he was going to get!
Back at my house off i go to the kitchen to make some sandwiches and he goes to the bathroom only to appear 10 mins later in my satin nightie which was in the bathroom!!!
He then proceeded to do a little dance pretending he was a girl and was he turning me on!!!!
I was gobsmacked......then he asked if i would spnak him because he was a very naughty girl!
I ended up suddenly remembering i had to collect my sister from somewhere and left him at the bus station and drove off at speed.
I rang a friend and insisted we go out for a drink.....I sat in the pub for the next 2 hrs and said not a thing the entire time.....which anyone who knows me knows I never stop talking ...lol
Was a lesson learned thats for sure...
I have a disaster that happened when i was swinging back when i wasnt on the site long.
I had met someone in a hotel in Tullamore and after a few rather enjoyable hours we went downstairs for dinner. I left my phone in the bedroom.
When we got back to the room we fell on the bed mid passionate ...eh cough...embrace....
I was lying on my phone so went to mve it only to realise i had 15 missed calls.......5 voicemails and 22 messages.
All calls were from my sister who was babysitting for me thinking i was 20 minutes away in a friends...not an hour and a half away!
There'd been a fire at my house and she'd been trying to phone to tell me. Thankfully the damage was limited due to her quick thinking.
Frightening experience for my sister and my son.
Mimi xx Sex God
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:clap:desdemona :evil2:what a story,Mr T that sounds like a momenthow the hell did you get out of it:-?
get out of what Head?..the room, Oh I Kinda went..er crap sorry and headed to reception....
