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Your Hosting a Dinner Party for you plus four guests
Only criteria for your guest invitations is that they are perceived to be famous (dead or alive)
Who would you invite.....?
Sitting at the table with Ding Would be
Elvis
Muhammad Ali
Jeromy Clarkson
Hitler
At my table would be............
Madonna
Pink
Rihanna
Gerard Butler
....naked :grin:
Bruce Lee (cause he's my idol) Drew Barrymore (Cause she's the sexiest woman in showbiz) George Clooney (Just to keep Ally happy :rascal: ) Zumo Bishop (In case anyone stepped outta line at dinner) Hoose Zumo get them!! :lol2:
at my dinner would be jon bon jovi (huba huba) alan carr (sheer entertainment) chris garver (again huba huba) madonna (love the music) only one small problem i cant cook
well i think id have to go for jesus christ muhammed the devil caroline morahan ( i was going to say buddha but he'd eat all the food!!) should be entertaining to see how they get on, and hopefully since im the only other human, as opposed to god/god/anti-god, ill be able to charm the pants of morahan.
Ibrahim Rugova - so i could hear his side of the story Dermot Morgan- so i could have a good laugh and ask him to give up the fags before its to late.... Bertie Ahern, so i can box the head off him... Elle MacPherson - do i need to explain..
My favorites would be : Van Diesel Eva Mendes Kevin Kostner John Lennon
around my table would be: Collin Farrell Robbie Williams Beyonce The bridesmaid from The horse outside video lol lolinnocent
Michael Collins Grace Gifford Joesph Plunkett Mairead Farrell
Jean Byrne the others cant make it,enough said :inlove:
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around my table would be:
Collin Farrell
Robbie Williams
Beyonce
The bridesmaid from The horse outside video lol lolinnocent

That girls name would be Madeline Mullqueen hun :love:
mmmmmmmmmmmm after lots of thought i've picked mine Ghandi. Fidel Castro. Ron Jeremy. Gilese Bundchen. All purely for questioning of course :love:
Darth Vader (the dark side)
Clint Eastwood (the story teller)
Bruce Springteen (the music)
Jane Mansfield (my entertainment)
great conversation starters
around our dinner table Michael Collins Alan Carr Alicia Keyes Johnny Depp
:bounce:thinks Walt Disney make a better story teller :rascal:
my guest list would be richard hammound ( talk about enginerring and cars) jessica alba (eye candy) angelina jolie (hopes she hits on eye candy ) freddy mercury ( play the piano and sing ) " stare into the abyss and the abyss stares right back "
Well the first party was a roaring success Mohamed Ali boxed the head off Hitler Jeremey Clarkson sang with Elvis after six Irish Coffees was some laugh Next Week Angelina Jollie Kelly Brook Bono Cesc Fabregas
Jamie Redknapp (cos he is phwoar!) Cameron Diaz (cos she is phwoar and would love to be her bff and go on the pull with her!£ Barack Obama (cos he has so much Charisma and he's a bitta alrite for a politician) and James Corden (for the absolute banter lol)
I would invite Stephen Hawking Robert Downey Jr Andy Gray Paul Daniels an interesting mix there!!!
Jon Bon Jovi..(no explanations needed..) Rob Kearney ..(strictly for his handling skills..biggrin Olivier Martinez.. (if he was good enuff for kylie lol...) Shemar Moore ..(agent morgan criminal minds.. just incase i need help analysing the other 3 lol ...) can i go straight to dessert????:inlove:
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Jon Bon Jovi..(no explanations needed..)
Rob Kearney ..(strictly for his handling skills..biggrin
Olivier Martinez.. (if he was good enuff for kylie lol...)
Shemar Moore ..(agent morgan criminal minds.. just incase i need help analysing the other 3 lol ...)
can i go straight to dessert????:inlove:

What would you like for dessert upforitgirl, i'll get you a menu there :D
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Well the first party was a roaring success
Mohamed Ali boxed the head off Hitler
Jeremey Clarkson sang with Elvis after six Irish Coffees was some laugh
Next Week
Angelina Jollie
Kelly Brook
Bono
Cesc Fabregas

Nice call ding,
I though this was just a one off.
This weekly party thing, sounds good.
I'm going to make a few calls and see who is available for this week.
Jake Gyllenhaal
James Cordon
Caleb Followill
Mila Kunis
for obvious reasons, sexy and fun
Demi Moore Robbie Williams Jack Black Marilyn Munro Think that would cover most bases!!
This is a tough one, I've always thought about this and keep changing I think I'd have to have one a week Ding but i would start off with... Al Capone, (For the Mobster stories of the 1920's) Neslon Mandela, ( For the inspirational stories) Freddy Flintoff, (Cuz he is just a true Lad!) Cheryl Cole. (Cuz ya gotta have some eye candy!)
:P
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Well the first party was a roaring success
Mohamed Ali boxed the head off Hitler
Jeremey Clarkson sang with Elvis after six Irish Coffees was some laugh
Next Week
Angelina Jollie
Kelly Brook
Bono
Cesc Fabregas

:P just priceless ..... everytime , i love it !!! :karaoke:
Lauren Bacall (SEXY MOFO)
Johnny Cash (brilliant)
Pablo Picasso (culture)
Marlon Brando (wild one)
Main course discuss
well were do i start Eva Mendez Jake guildhall Rhianna brad Pitt..xxxx o love them:inlove:
tonight at dinner....
Robert Kennedy (human rights)
and because most people ask his old brother to dinner.
Dita Von Teese (exhibitionist)
Keri Byron (Red head) from Myth Busters (brains)
Natalie Portman (a star)
Mid Week specials
Okay..had to think about this one long and hard.. Colin firth...for me Jack Black....for a laugh billie joe armstrong...for music(and me) Sandra Bullock...for himself