Tattoo's and related body modifications.
I'm asked on a regular bases various questions once I explain what I do for a living. Some are the usual, some are odd to say the least. Here are a few samples of what I get and how I answer.
Do tattoos hurt?
No they don't. They only hurt when your having them done. After that no.
Did your tattoos hurt?
No I went for the custom option. I had kittens lick them on. Tickled at first but I'm glad I ponied up the extra cash.
Ever tattoo someone famous?
Yes. I once tattooed Louis Walsh's face on someone's arse. He was winking.
Ever do a tattoo that made you feel uncomfortable?
Yes. I get lots of people asking me to do football logos. Liverpool football club, LFC. Manchester United football club, MUFC. A guy asked me to do Coventry United Netball Team on his arm. I didn't.
Okay so that last bit is made up.
Where's the oddest place you've ever been asked to tattoo someone?
Mullingar.
Ever refused to do a sitting?
Yes. Lots of times. It's nearly always because of alcohol has been taken. Them not me. Read my profile. You'll get the idea.
I want to get a tattoo but don't know what to get. Any ideas?
Yes. Don't get one. Your not ready mate.
Here's some tips. Go the a parlour. Pick a nice design. Take a photo of it and go home. Wait for at least a month then if you still adore it get it.
On the day turn up fresh and early. Bring something to read. Not all tattooists can multi task so a chat about life and shit might be off the cards. Bring a soft drink or two. Nothing diet. Sugar helps if you start to feel a bit sick. Don't be embarrassed to ask for a break. But do be warned. Skin gets tender after a break so a painful restart is in your future.
Last but not least. Take care of your latest piece of art. Show it off as much as you like. Unless its somewhere private. Then don't show it off as often as you like. That shit will end in court.
Chromie.