Now when Captain Keano, Cutie and their gang followed the footsteps from the beach into the woods, they could see in among the trees Rain, her two wolfhounds and a figure they could not quite make out. Keano threw the steaks to the dogs....buy they would have none of this rebel beef, they were used to the finest South African springbok meat and the best Scotish angus steak.
It was only then that Cutie recognised the strange figure...it was her old friend Longjon. Now where will loyalties lead our infamous crew...
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I am a slow typerBut the ladies were absolutely astonished when Sheriff Alan had the audacity to bring them to McDougals. (A great great great great great great great grand daughter of Hamish Mcdougal would become bride to one Ronald McDonald). There he tried to ply the ladies with, what was supposed to be fine Irish steak, but was in fact Chineese water-buffallo, specially imported by the great Kubla Khan. Needless to say this so called beef was'nt exactly fresh, it had been in storage for quite some time at this stage.
what Longjon did not know was that the Chief of the McDonalds was in fact Sherrif Alan's brother ... the McDonalds enterance was a rouse to confuse his enemies & was also a nice little 3rd party earner ... McDonalds was also a "princess and the pea" test for Cutie & Rain ... only the worthy would get to enter the inner sanctum and behold the treasures & fun to be had .... the worthy will get the Beef ... but not Angus Beef ... 100% pure Irish Beef....
In preparation for the princess and the pea test, the Sherrif changed a few laws to suit himself and sent his men out to confiscate the mattresses of the townsfolk. He had reached his quota of 100 but a few had to be changed as one the the gurads misunderstood the 'pea' part of the bed test construction plans...
Capt Keaneo and his crew are now in the forest and have heard about the test. They cannot understand because they were led to believe that Maid Marion was not born to think, and she is talking about inside and outside the has a beautiful body that CAPT kEANEO AND Cutie could ravish but as for her thinking with her brains then its a no no brainer. She would be better off just being the servent and doing what she was born for having children , making the breakfast for the sheriff and washing his britches when they are soiled by the muck of the forest
The Sheriff is on a no winner, the test will see the locals pee on him and Maid Marion, while Capt Keaneo and his motely loyal crew will come in and spoil the party mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Take Cutie back and send Maid Marion to the mad house where she escaped up the sheriff by his big balls and let him to the animals in the forest who will be lining up to have thee way with him.
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The Sheriff is on a no winner, the test will see the locals pee on him and Maid Marion, while Capt Keaneo and his motely loyal crew will come in and spoil the party mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Take Cutie back and send Maid Marion to the mad house where she escaped up the sheriff by his big balls and let him to the animals in the forest who will be lining up to have thee way with him.
The Sherrif thought he would punish Keaneo by locking him in the castle Library and make him read the Princess & the Pea .... and then write out a 1000 times .... I must think outside the box & change my sexist views of women ...with such views Sherrif Alan knew he need not worry about Keaneo ... however while Rain & Cutie were busy on their tasks in Castle McDonalds, Sherrif Alan turned his thoughts to Robin & Marion ... a moon light sailing indeed ... the Sherrif had read Robinson Cruesoe and had plans for Robin to be on a deserted island ... not even a man-friday to keep him company ... but first Sherrif Alan would have to bribe one of Robins crew ... who would be easiest to bribe ... Friar Tucked, Long John or the Lady Bonns ... yo ho ho & a barrel of rum indeed ... maybe even 30pieces of silver ... the Sherrif would meet Marion before the week was out ..... but 1st there was keaneo to deal with ...
At this very point in time Longjon, feeling quite bored, being land locked now for many months, decided to read the Charter of whos who in the forest, and maybe more important try to figure out who would be who when the whos who woluld be re-written by the whos whos in the future. Not surprisingly this left Longjon slightly confused.
Now hearing that there might be some grog i.e. finest black rum, and pieces of silver on offer, put Longjon thinking...
Aye Aye me hearties.
mmmmmmmmm the sheriff thinks he don't have to worry about Capt Keaneo, well that could be rock he will perish on. Capt Keaneo being from the rebel county is a fighter and by hook or by crook he will get what he wants, The Holy Sheriff has a rude awaking coming to him, Keaneo does not forget easily and all those that step in his way will be made to pay one way or the Marion being from the rebel county has ridiculed CAPT Keaneo and his crew , downgrading them at every turn without the pleasure of meeting them, Capt Keaneo is lost for words, he wants to meet Maid Marion and put every thing straight, The sheriff has went out of his way to cut Capt Keaneo down but a word of advice a wonded rebel is a dangerous rebel, Maid Marion being from the Rebel County should know full well.
Em.. excuse me Captain Keaneo. Make sure when the Sherriff locks you in the library, to read a book I left there. Its all about the Deise, you may be interested to read that the saying 'by hook or by crook' originated in this fine part of Ireland we call Waterford... Im merely mentioning it.. you don't have to
The following must be said in a menacing german accent
So ze lovely rain it is time i gave it to you straight ( or bi for zat matter whatever is your predeliction. I have had enough of this dilly dallying about, heaven help you with longjon keano the sheriff and zere horde of sex maniacs rooting about in your bush rain. How can you take it ( str8 again i suppose or perhaps on ze rocks). Just be grateful they dont adopt a slash and burn policy. I have at my disposal an army of succubi and demons who will descend on zis horde of depraved individuals and will pleasure them to death, thus leaving me free to have my wicked way with you lovely rain. I will have you washed oiled and brought to my tent where you will dance the dance of the 4 veils ( yes i know should be 7 but i am in a hurry here). Then rain u can help me erect the centre pole of my tent. Afterwards we can gaze as the succubi and demons shag the arses of longjon, keano the sheriff et al and then when they are satiated eat zem. ( waste not want not as I always say). My only fear is that Slightlysexy and her marauding band of demon (s)laying femme fatales will arrive before the battle is won and our enemies are laid waste ( or at least laid).
After waking from his drunken slumber Capt Keaneo and his crew, are thinking about the past few days, his meandering and crazy behaviour were all down to the tablets put in his drink by the Amazon Ladies, his barrage of insults, innuendo's were not of his nature, he was deluded and out-of his mind with drink and drugs, Capt Keaneo has now signed himself into the Castle Health Resort and Country Spa for intensive treatment and rehabilitation. his loyal band of warriors have returned to thee homes never more to roam the dark depths of the Forest. Will Capt Keaneo return a reformed warrior or will he stay in the Spa reading all about Waterford and surrounding counties, time will tell, have we seen the last of Capt Keaneo??
In the Forest, the Sherif has come across a big message left by Capt Keaneo, it was hacked out on a huge tree trunk, saying his ramblings of the past few days was down to drugs , drink and being pure crazy. He told of going away to the Castle Health and Country Spa for treatment and rest maybe never more to return.
As the dawn came over the Forest and the Fog lifted Capt Keaneo and his Loyal crew were resting in the Castle Health and in the Castle were the Amazon Warriors. When the Room Maids went to Capt Keanoe's chambers she found the CAPT Keaneo sprawled out on the bed, half in half out, goblets every where and unturned chairs and tables, also there were his crew lying all over the room. Fearing the worse she went for help. Upon returning with other maids she found Capt Keaneo and his crew all dead, poisoned by the Amazon Warriors and left there to be found by the Sheriff and his maids. So where Capt Keaneo and warriors went for a health rest and convalescence became is final resting place.
Sex, drugs, rock & roll & a warrior life style...it gets you in the end ... but Sherrif Alan was sorry to see the end of a worthy enemy .... although Alan suspected he had not seen the end of Keaneo .... it hard to keep a good man down ... for the moment the Amazon women, the forest would be quieter for a while but Alan was sure he would come across Keaneo & his motley crew in further adventures ... but Sherrif Alan still had work to do ... with keaneo sorted there was still Robin the Hood to sort out ...... his end was near
Master of Sex
jes where is the story going me is lost the bonns xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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jes where is the story going me is lost the bonns xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
keaneo did not susvive re-hab... & sherrif alan has planns to sort out the userper Robin big lad... & the lady bonns will not be forgotten.... We have unfinished business... Stand guard Bonns d Sherrif s on d way
little john knew that the sherrif and his lovely lady was on their way to the sun dreanched lands of wexford forrest and would b meeting the lady bonns and little john himself, litle john decided to put a chastity belt on the lady bonns cos the sherrif was a man that did,nt like no for an answer the key would b left in the castle keep for safe keeping till the sherrif and his lovely lady friend left the shores of wexford forrest. with that i mind the meet will b a plesant 1 with dinner and a few drinks on the table with chat been the main topic of the day. the lady bonns baby sitter has made it plain that 2 bell was the latest that he could stay in the castle due to the fack that he had to work for his master the next day.
D sherifs plan had worked, disguised as a waiter d castle, he had slipped a "mickey finn" into d food. Now subdued he wrapped d sleeping bodies of Robin & Marion into the lady f d lake tapestry & banished them 2 neverland. D forest was safe of merry merry men... But now d sherrif must search d castle 4 d key 2 d Lady Bonns chastity belt... Then Rain, Cutie & Bonns would see wat fun was 2 be had with Sherrif Alan Ball
what further adventure awaited the Sherrif...where would the time-tunnel take him ... would he be in war torn France assisting Rain (the resitence Fem) in her struggles with the nasty Nazi Commandant Muldern...would the allies be on time ...would there be a D-day or would it be a double D day...
Master of Sex
the lady Bonn's needs help as the little john has lost the key to her chastity belt who can help as she needs a ride badly as she hates been a good lady she wants to go on the ramp page she wants to be lead a stray who will rescue her and take her away and ravish her
the Lady Bonns a damsel in distress just as the Sherrif has left the castle ... where did Littlejon put the keys and did his assistant littlerjon loose them ...or did they hid ethem so the Sherrif would have a challenge ... a return to the castle may be called for ... but for the moment the Sherrif has to make some money for the king..........
Master of Sex
where is the lady bonns who has her where is little jon where are they hiding does anyone know
As ze best laid plans of men and mulderns go rain was now at ze mercy of my centre pole erected in mein tent. ( damn zis german accent is addictive, has anyone seen my monocle). However zere was one fly in ze ointment that sneaky alan ball had coated rain in extra slippy oil so zat when muldern attempted to get to grips with her (so to to speak) she shot across the room from his grasp richoteting off his centre pole and coming to rest on ze bede hither schatzi murmured rain,patting the bed beside her. unfortunately as he ambled towards the bed ( thats a lie threw himself at the bed) he slipped on an errant patch of oil at least I think it was oil and impaled his centre pole in the ground where he spun forlornly in the wind like some demented weathervane. Would muldern free himself and use the lovely rain as his sexual plaything ( chance would be a fine thing) . would rain doze off bored by the entire episode or would the bill for the extra slippy oil bankrupt them all and worst of all would the dastardly alan ball swoop in like some errant bird of prey and whisk rain off to his lair in the mountains.
