Field Marshal Ball was mustering the troops for the battle ahead ... The Deise girls would not fall into the hands of the Blue & gold. There may be North & South riding, but they would be kept on the banks of the Suir & not leave the Glen of Aherlow.
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Padd's had lost the plot, boy racing, but had returned,, all this talk of Castles,,, Maids, had confused him!, He knew he had missed an opportinity to meet both Marian's the Bonns and Newbies, but he was back now, pondering, on the way this writing had meandered,,,, he also wondered, where infact was Lemrac? such a loving person. Padd's reckoned, Bonn's, Newbie and Lemrac had created a coven for Halloween?
Well alan old bean afraid I must leave the field to you victory and the lovely rain is yours for the taking as the massed ranks of mods and admin have attacked me from the rear ( yes it is as painful as it sounds) I may never sit down again, pass the ice and that inflatable cushion please. I have been forced to beat a hasty retreat in order to protect the lovely mrsm from the slings and arrows of outrageous admin.
And to you lovely rain I bid you Auf wiedershien is a shame our union would have been a thing of beauty to behold blazing bright before shooting into the sky like some catherine wheel on Guy Fawkes nights all wonderful colours and noise ( in the vernacular I suspect you would have rocked my world rain)
So I go quietly into that good night (cos its dark and i am tired) Victory is yours Alan but remember to watch the jungle. from time to time you will see a shadow and then it will disappear. someday while you are watching the shadows Alan you will hear a voice that will make your hairs ( assuming you have any left)stand. And what will the voice say Alan. "Put ze fraulien back in the bed Alan, Heres Johnny" Oh and dont mind the axe you wont feel a thing ( after the first 4 or 5 blows) Live long and prosper zis is radio free mulder signing off Viva the revolution.
Ps Alan would you mind taking in the milk and feeding the cat (preferably one of your arms or legs) Cheers and nite xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Butt butt (excuse the pun) this thread had turned into an episode of " lost" Or so you thought! Then low and behold . Lancelot returned to explain all.
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the team felt ready but felt they need that something extra, a game... to get them in the mood
that should shake out the cob webs & get them ready for the Italian on slaught..
Despite the recession the creative team were wondering where to go on their summer holidays.
But where to go... Sun, sea & sand in ur crack the nudist resort in the south of France ... or hedonistic fun in with the pirates in the Caribiaen...when the where was agreed on who would want to go camping with the S4I Creatives & who would cook breakfast...
as the happy campers turn up at the camp site the clyde bonns love van is parked under a tree so the moldern can b fed nuts and apple cores. the rest of the peeps pitch tent in the middle of the field in a circle shape with easy access to each others tent just in case 1 of the ladys get scared of the dark and we can all snuggle in and keep her safe. mr ball blows his whistle and shouts its time for a work out mr ball is dressed in a white t shirt white shorts and a pair of puma runners with matchin ankle socks. every 1 grabs a woman and starts runnin to a tent mr ball blows the whistle again where the fook do u lot think ur going u shower of??????
