Lucky alan Balls had been working away in the basement sortring out the cctv cameras ... although disabling the cameras he was also making sure to record everything they did ... he wanted to put the evidence on the web ... all would see that the S41 family were really good people and not the pervs portrayed by the Sindo gang ... in the basement Lucky was unaware of all that was taking place ... hearing a noise behind him he turned round to discover...
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Padd's,
Was at the door, having a sneaky smoke and a pint!!! He knew, Lips and Knife would deliver.....
and a pint, He did hear noises that appeared to stem from the basement.
Next he heard an almighty bang that echoed the whole way up the stairs !
Bonns and the Clyde, where in the car, ready to assist in the escape, then...........
Was at the door, having a sneaky smoke and a pint!!! He knew, Lips and Knife would deliver.....
and a pint, He did hear noises that appeared to stem from the basement.
Next he heard an almighty bang that echoed the whole way up the stairs !
Bonns and the Clyde, where in the car, ready to assist in the escape, then...........
Padd's soon realised, Lips and the Knife had infact stole the treasure and fled, leaving remnants of gold dust on the floor, that Golden Phallus, was lost, gone forever! or was it?
Padd's decided to take control. Lucky Alan Balls had infact encountered the man in that Mask in the basement, the man in the superficial mask, harping on had become too much, So Lucky had decided too remove the other mask and asked " why so much bottox?"
Lucky, Joined Padd's at the door and jumped into the Bonn's and Clyde's car in the knowledge......
Alan Ball MP for Upper Swingleton, was worried .... he had been revieveing strange phone calls .... thought he was being followed as he walked down the streets ... normally he felt safe in London ... in London he could persue his interests ... and no body would suspect an MP ... he would have to tale pre-cautions ... ask his friends in the Eastend to have a nosey ... those newspaper hacks were sneaky bastards ... the News of the World wouldn't help him become PM ... now where were those twins when you needed them...
with that bonny and clyde arrived through the time tunnel. look bonns we is in england london even woohoo now i can get rid of the soft cap and knicker bockers bonny just took of her knickers right says she im ready for the next chaptor, we need a name change tho. emmmmmm clyde thinks for a new name for the famus pair.
u can b margret and ill be dennis how is that pet ooooo clyde ur so smart. lets go to soho and see what the graic is. right lets go any 1 comin to soho for a :doggy:. .........
on the way to soho margret sees a sign heathrow dennis i want to go to dublin ireland there is a shagger there that i want to meet he goes by the name of padds the boyo, drives boy racer cars and shags till the cows come home. the soonest flight to dublin is on friday night padds the clarrion hotel 9 sharp ok. drinkies and some chat of old times and ya never know ya might get shagged. the gauntlet is down will padds the boyo except????????
Padds,
Had a secret to unveil, he had indeed lived in LONDON Town for 7 years,,,,,
Years spent in the RED LIGHT district,,,, lol cheap DVD's on BERWICK ST! working on REGENT STREET and CARNABY Street...
Padds, had decided, the lack of presence of the Knife and Newbies,
Inspector Lance "Regan's" help was required.
Padds sit's at Piccadily. pondering had the Bonns and the Clyde taken the wrong tube?
Padds though he was safe with Knife & Newbie out of the way ... but Alan Ball MP for Swingleton had plans ... he knew if Padds was in London he would be in his old haunts ....
Alan would make enquiries of the girls ... Padds couldn't stay hidden for long ... then Alan could spring the trap .... Inspector Regan would be more interested in Padds than the MP for Swingleton ...
Alan would make enquiries of the girls ... Padds couldn't stay hidden for long ... then Alan could spring the trap .... Inspector Regan would be more interested in Padds than the MP for Swingleton ...
dennis and margaret where puggled all this talk bout sex and girls what the fook. its near christmas and dennis and mags just wanted to go to the big fella in the red suit that say soho ho ho merry inspector regan was looking in the wrong place for the sneeky fecker boy racer come stripper aka bip the tart:moon:. he needed to look in the Y.M.C.A. thats where bip the tart will be stripping and doing lap dance beer 
and smokin silcut:smoke:. lance regan needed help and decided to give dames bonns a call on the fone he found belong to bip the tart a fancy sony 1 with a girlie button???.
yup u guessed it mags and dennis is not realy mags and dennin them was wearing rubber masks to hide their identity them was realy wait for it
dames bonns and simon templer aka the saint:angel: woohoo bet that got ya,s:thumbup:. alan balls puts out an A.P.B for a capri car with fluffy dice and fur steering wheel seen some where in londons east end bip the tart likes been where the money is. can he be found before the girls from s4i find him?? lemrac, newbie and marie want him in the.........
and smokin silcut:smoke:. lance regan needed help and decided to give dames bonns a call on the fone he found belong to bip the tart a fancy sony 1 with a girlie button???.
yup u guessed it mags and dennis is not realy mags and dennin them was wearing rubber masks to hide their identity them was realy wait for it dames bonns and simon templer aka the saint:angel: woohoo bet that got ya,s:thumbup:. alan balls puts out an A.P.B for a capri car with fluffy dice and fur steering wheel seen some where in londons east end bip the tart likes been where the money is. can he be found before the girls from s4i find him?? lemrac, newbie and marie want him in the......... Padd's a TORIE, never in a million years!!!!!!!
I'm the fugly on the right!!
Padd's had organised a special visit, to :
Padd's had infact spent a few years there in finance! the company floated, Padd's bought shares, then fled cashing in !!!
But Padd's soon realised, back to earth and reality, he had infact sent a message too Newbie and the Knife, no reply! haha kiss
Padd's get's a call, Bonns and the Clyde, stuck on the Heathrow Express, Padd's re-assures them, it will take you too Paddington Station, I have a suprise lined up too meet you! who was that suprise?
I'm the fugly on the right!!
Padd's had organised a special visit, to :
Padd's had infact spent a few years there in finance! the company floated, Padd's bought shares, then fled cashing in !!!
But Padd's soon realised, back to earth and reality, he had infact sent a message too Newbie and the Knife, no reply! haha kiss
Padd's get's a call, Bonns and the Clyde, stuck on the Heathrow Express, Padd's re-assures them, it will take you too Paddington Station, I have a suprise lined up too meet you! who was that suprise?
Alan knew Padds the boy racer was trying to shift some dodgy motors ... Arthur Daly could not hold his gin or keep a secret ... a call to Juliet Bravo
should see Padds get his collar felt
& leave the way clear for Alan (soon to be Minister) Ball MP...to see to it that Dennis & the Lady Margaret were looked after ... now where was that number for Inspector Regan ....
Meanwhile the one of the twins were busy shifting some dodgy gear down the east end from an inconspicuous white van. Having driven all night with an associate who was nursing a groin injury from a nasty knife attack the day before, he just wanted sleep. But he was worried about the other twin, newbie (they weren't related, know only as the twins because they always worked together). She was pulling an all-nighter, staking out their next job at a depot down south.
The twin that was nicer to his mother than the other had Newbie in his sights. He had the hump with Newbs for stalking him and was ready to slash her from ear to ear (getting you back for attempting to put a bullet in my forehead!), but Regan had the plot sussed and was all prepared to save Newbie's good looks when...
TIME WARP !!! TIME WARP !!! TIME WARP !!! TIME WARP !!! TIME WARP!!!
the alarm had went on the stargate machine ! alan ball had fell off his ball and forgot to keep the machine on track for the session we were all in , it had all got to confusing and the machine couldnt take anymore !!
a new and exciting episode was about to begin this time medievil England in the time of king Richard ,Robin hood , and the band of merry men !
