Confucius say....

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say... Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say... He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say .... If you don't believe in oral sex, ..... keep your mouth shut.

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say... Man who let woman on top is fucking up.

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say .... Love everybody, ..... not every body. (Long is he not wrong there now though wit that??!! I thought he was kinda playin on the pun, sooooo should it not be "Love every body, ..... not everybody!" :giggle: N tha other Sayings he seems 2 be sayin it tha actual way it is fya get me, rather than what it _should_ be soooo that'd make my last Quote the wrong way around kinda!! dunno

:doh: It doesn't even matter ffs, what tha feck am I on bout, lol was just curious! :lol2: )

25 Oct 2009

:evil2: I know exactly what you mean ladyz...but dont forget confucious was'nt a swinger :giggle:

25 Oct 2009

lol Long:giggle: Swingfucius :happy:

25 Oct 2009

:smoke:swingfucious is confuscious' 3rd cousin

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say... Crowded elevator smell different to midget

25 Oct 2009

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say... Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say... Learn to masturbate, it comes in handy....:giggle:

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say ..... Women are like Lawn Mowers .... If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

25 Oct 2009

Confucius Say Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say ..... Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

25 Oct 2009

:haha: Cutie.... Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.

25 Oct 2009

Confucius say Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day, man with two hand in pocket doesn`t feel two cocky....

26 Oct 2009

Confucius say ..... Man with head up ass .... can't see for shit.

26 Oct 2009

Confucius says It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

26 Oct 2009

Confucius say... It take square ass to shit a brick

26 Oct 2009

Confucius say ..... Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap .... may get bust in mouth.

26 Oct 2009

Confucius say..... Man who polish knob play pocket pool.

26 Oct 2009

Confucius Say...A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

26 Oct 2009

Confucius say...Many men bite , but Fu Man Chu

26 Oct 2009

Confucius say... Man who thinks sex is pain in arse, doing it the wrong way.. sorry, all i could come up with dunno

26 Oct 2009

He who refuses to listen is lying.

26 Oct 2009

Naked man who walks into glass door is going to Bangkok

26 Oct 2009

Confucius say.. Women with with smaller boobies get bigger bite:lick:

26 Oct 2009

Confucius Say A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.