Confucius say;
Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.
Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
Confucius Say;
He who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing.
CONFUCIUS SAYS..... IF U CAN'T BEAT THEM JOIN THEM
Confucius say;
the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Confucius say'
Man who pisseth against the wind.. gets his own back
confucius say.....
chart your own course through the stars fortell is strictly for astrologers.
Confucius say;
A woman can humiliate any man by simply saying; "Hold my purse."
Confucius says:
Man who go out with woman with small breast... has reason to feel down.
Confucius says nobody grows old merely by living a certain number of years
Confucius says nobody grows old merely by living a certain number of years
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius says reach for the sky,even if u can't touch it,you will be an arm's lenght nearer
Baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Confucious says ...Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn
confucious say:Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.
Confucius say,
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
confucious say..........What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Confucious say:
if wife wants to learn to drive - don't stand in her way
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}}}NB We all KNOW women are better drivers{{{
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Confucius says
Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius Say;
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
Carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind'll blow the hare in your face.
Confucius say;
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
confucious say : When anger arises, think of the consequences.
Confucius say
He who fishes in other man's well often catches
Confusius says: if you drop watch in toilet you will have crappy time
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