Confucius Say :
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls.
Confucius says.....
Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker.
Confucius say...
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem
wake up with solution in hand"
Confucius Say
A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
Confucius says....
Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say
He who stands in corner with hands in pocket
doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
Confucius says
Man who take lady on camping trip may have one in-tent.
Confucius Says
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Confucius says
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
confucius says
Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
CONFUCIUS SAYS:
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time
Confusious say
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Confucius Says:
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things
confucius says
Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed
Confucius say .....
Sexy typist will bang on keyboard!
Confucius say .....
If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people.
Confucius Say
make love not war
Confucius say .....
Man who sink into woman's arms, soon have arms in woman's sink.
Confucius Say
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius say .....
Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.
Confucius Say
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
Confucius say .....
Man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.
confucius says
Passionate kiss like spider's wed - soon lead to undoing of fly
Confucius say .....
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Confucius say.......
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Man with big ego, has small dick...
Confucius say .....
Man in Bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a Plumber.
Confucius Say
Some Sex Is Good...More Is Better...Too Much Is Just About Right
