Sexpert
if you fall and break your legs dont come running to me
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Common Irish Sayings
Sexpert
gizza job
Sexpert
ask me arse
Orgasminator
Go way outta that!
Wet the tea !
I heard it from the horses mouth !
It is a long road that has no turning!
Long runs the fox !
Sure you wouldnt work on batteries !
She smells like a whores handbag !
You went out like a lady and came home like a tramp lol
Being irish means....
Describing someone with longstanding, persistent and untreated psychosis as "a character".
Saying "There's definitely no recession here!" every time you see more than ... 5 people in a pub
Saying "Ah but he's very good to his mother" about some utter lunatic
TK Red lemonade and white pudding. Not together of course
Your ma or da greeting you with the phrase "d'ya know who's dead?"
That mini heart attack you get if you go out and forget to turn off the immersion
You're not drinking??? Are you on antibiotics?
Wallpaper on your school books
Being Grand!!
Boil everything in a huge pot for 3 hours
Being absolutely terrified of a wooden spoon.
Learning a language for 12 years and not being fluent
Flat 7UP heals all illnesses
Calling Joe Duffy instead of the Guards
