come and confess in the sticky vicars confessional box!!

25 Jul 2011

After a conversation in the chatroom it was noticed that there was no place for ye bold sinners to confess yer actions and seek redemption, so here is the place, Cum into the sticky vicars box and tell the sticky vicar your bad deeds and carnal desires!!! Only replies that begin with "forgive me sticky vicar for I have sinned" will maybe forgiven!! evil

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25 Jul 2011

Forgive me sticky vicar for I have sinned. This is my first confession. I was at a recent party in the company of some very nice sexy ppl when a guy came over to chat to me. I had the most uncontrolable urge to undo his belt and jeans and take it upon myself to take said guys cock in hand and procede to insert it into my mouth. I sucked and licked this cock untill this very handsome Man exploded his pleasure all over me blast

,now Sticky Vicar, while i know this was a sinfull and wicked act I confess to enjoying this very much.

25 Jul 2011

Quote by laoiscpl
Forgive me sticky vicar for I have sinned.
This is my first confession. I was at a recent party in the company of some very nice sexy ppl when a guy came over to chat to me. I had the most uncontrolable urge to undo his belt and jeans and take it upon myself to take said guys cock in hand and procede to insert it into my mouth. I sucked and licked this cock untill this very handsome Man exploded his pleasure all over me ,now Sticky Vicar, while i know this was a sinfull and wicked act I confess to enjoying this very much.

Oh dear have I also sinned by witnessing first hand said dispicable act and being both in equal part aroused and jealous? What would the sticky vicar suggest? blink

25 Jul 2011

Quote by laoiscpl
Forgive me sticky vicar for I have sinned.
This is my first confession. I was at a recent party in the company of some very nice sexy ppl when a guy came over to chat to me. I had the most uncontrolable urge to undo his belt and jeans and take it upon myself to take said guys cock in hand and procede to insert it into my mouth. I sucked and licked this cock untill this very handsome Man exploded his pleasure all over me ,now Sticky Vicar, while i know this was a sinfull and wicked act I confess to enjoying this very much.

HHHmmm indeed your actions sound dispicable Laoiscpl but one would not be in a position to suggest any penance unless one had the experience of such an act. The life of a swing vicar is selfless so one is willing to bite the bullet and have said act to determine penance and you will be saved!! halleluia!!!!
As for wilder, it is not a sin if ye enjoyed it, lmao....

26 Jul 2011

uhhhhh !! gets on my knees in the confession box and opens my mouth surprised

then :think s uhhhh can i confess for others :whistle :evil lol Is only here to break the rules so im not looking to be forgiven silly

26 Jul 2011

Forgive me sticky vicar for I have sinned. In a swinger's club last week i made Holly live out one of her wildest fantasies. Taking her from behind on a 'bed' which on one side opened into a dark corridor, I pounded Holly as she faced the corridor...pleasuring 4 guys with her hands and mouth. I do hope you will forgive me. :shock:

26 Jul 2011

Forgive me sticky vicar for I have sinned I am so looking forward to an upcoming retirement party to be held a little over a week away - I cant actually stop thinking about it. I keep getting giddy at the thoughts of seeing old friends & meeting new people too. But my main sin is Im having lustful thoughts about what my sexy wife may get up to with the guests in attendance. You see thats my biggest turn on (After tennis skirts of course). Watching her pleasing and being pleased is something that just drives me wild. What's worse is she keeps telling me what she wants to do and how many people she wants to do it with at the same time, and that I [b:73e37e0192][u:73e37e0192]must[/u:73e37e0192][/b:73e37e0192] watch. She knows what she's telling me is driving me wild, as she goes into very graphic detail about it, and Im sure she is getting a huge kick from it, but my little willy is sore from all the swelling and unswelling. Ive not actually felt this horny since I was a teenager during summertime, looking at girls in skimpy clothes lol

So basically I need your divine advice - How does one stop becoming so horny when one's wife keeps filling my mind with her filthy talk of what she wants me to watch her doing? Thanks in advance, Mr Sugarloaf PS: Once the party is over and Ive regained some energy, I will be sure to ask for your forgiveness for the sins I will have committed ;) :lol: how does she feel about pleasuring the sticky vicar while she at it!! :lol:

26 Jul 2011

lol ye have the sticky vicar exausted with all yer confessions!! my left arm looks like i been on steroids :-P

26 Jul 2011

Quote by SnS
lol ye have the sticky vicar exausted with all yer confessions!! my left arm looks like i been on steroids :-P

He been typing one handed again ....
And they say men cant multitask ......... !!!!!

27 Jul 2011

Now that is something i cannot forgive lol

unless we present as some vigourous and physical rempentance is needed!!

Quote by JoshandHolly
Forgive me sticky vicar for I have sinned.
In a swinger's club last week i made Holly live out one of her wildest fantasies. Taking her from behind on a 'bed' which on one side opened into a dark corridor, I pounded Holly as she faced the corridor...pleasuring 4 guys with her hands and mouth. I do hope you will forgive me. :shock:

27 Jul 2011

Dear sticky vicar & vicarette, You would be most welcome to come bless our party and oversee that nobody is being too sinful innocent

27 Jul 2011

Dear Sticky Vicar, I must confess I am having very impure thoughts about the milf next door. I want to do very naughty things with her and want to know what I should do. :twisted:

28 Jul 2011

Forgive me sticky vicar for I have sinned..... Its been 25 years since my last confession wink

here are my sins!!!! I was mean to my sister. I stole sweets from the shop. At recent event with a very sexy congergation i was a very naughty girl. Its so unlike me innocent

I took this very sexy blonde girl who was at the party to the bathroom, she offered to take her very fit sexy male freind along hump

:hump: ......who was i to rufuse. We soaked naked in the bath playing with bubbles and other things. Every thing was going fine as we dried ourselves untill she kneeled down and started to suck on her very sexy freinds cock!!!!!!!!!!!! I ask you vicar what was i suppose to do? I felt i was led into temptation and before i knew it i was down beside her sucking his cock too!!!!Was this wrong vicar???? Then vicar as she sat on the side of the bath with my head between her legs her sexy friend did the most dispicable, rudest thing ever..... he shoved his rock hard cock inside my tight little pussy vicar and i confess to having enjoyed every minute of it..... was this wrong vicar????? I understand you must punish me vicar and i promise not to be mean to my sister and never steal sweets ever again :whistling: :whistling:

28 Jul 2011

oohh play,
I really feel for you to be put in that position of lust and temptation. How is one of a weak mind supposed to resist such temptation.... them sweets are a killer.
remember you only have one family and try be nice.
As for your antics in the bathroom , I am deeply concerned. How clean was this bathroom, how many stars had this hotel?? The vicar is most proud of you for washing before going carpet munching, lmao. As for the other male shoving his member inside your tunnel of lust, the vicar feels he must enjoy oops partake in such an activity to find the level of repentance needed and remember playfull it is only a sin if you enjoyed it, lmao...(as if ye feckin didn't). what really bothers me is...............after 25 years ye only confessing this, I supprised the confessional box didnt go up in flames when ye entered!! Vicar has heard many rumours of your use and threat of use of toys on innocent blokes and vicar will see you consumed in the angry fires of swing4 before ye getting his backdoor !! lol
Now repent!!

Quote by playfull
Forgive me sticky vicar for I have sinned.....
Its been 25 years since my last confession here are my sins!!!!
I was mean to my sister.
I stole sweets from the shop.
At recent event with a very sexy congergation i was a very naughty girl. Its so unlike me I took this very sexy blonde girl who was at the party to the bathroom, she offered to take her very fit sexy male freind along :hump: ......who was i to rufuse. We soaked naked in the bath playing with bubbles and other things. Every thing was going fine as we dried ourselves untill she kneeled down and started to suck on her very sexy freinds cock!!!!!!!!!!!! I ask you vicar what was i suppose to do? I felt i was led into temptation and before i knew it i was down beside her sucking his cock too!!!!Was this wrong vicar???? Then vicar as she sat on the side of the bath with my head between her legs her sexy friend did the most dispicable, rudest thing ever..... he shoved his rock hard cock inside my tight little pussy vicar and i confess to having enjoyed every minute of it..... was this wrong vicar?????
I understand you must punish me vicar and i promise not to be mean to my sister and never steal sweets ever again :whistling: :whistling:

28 Jul 2011

Em does this mean im now free to sin again vicar lol

:lol: :lol: wink

does whether i say ye or neh really goin to make a difference?? :lol:

28 Jul 2011

As the sites self appointed 'Pope on a rope' I condemn the shear levels of debauchery displayed in this thread....pass no remarks on the repeditive 'jerking' motion coming from under me Vestments.... wink

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28 Jul 2011

I must confess to to much off a good thing ( hump

:hump:

assionkiss: blast

:blast::swingingchair::swingingchair: innocent

:whistling: ) so i am hereby putting my myself under lock and key ..
if it dose :whistling::whistling: or doesn't lol

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