Swing explanations across the gender divide.
No Strings Attached Fun:-
Female.
I've had it up to here dealing with tossers. All I want is sex.
Male.
I can't be arsed putting in the effort. All I want is sex.
Clean Living:-
Female.
I eat well and go to the gym.
Male.
I live on chipper food and use paper plates. Saves on washing up.
I'm Looking For A Party Invite:-
Female.
Social interact is something I desire. We've chatted online now I want to meet in person.
Male.
Captive prey.
I'm Curvy:-
Female.
I'm naturally beautiful and don't read glossy magazines because they promote a false image of the female form. (Rightly so girls)!!!!
Male.
See (clean living).
Safe Sex:-
Female.
Personal protection is the most important part of this lifestyle.
Male.
I keep one foot on the floor at all times.
Invited To A Meet And Greet:-
Female.
See (party invite).
Male.
Will I book a room or see if I pull. I bet I pull. I have to pull....*gets drunk, doesn't pull*.....kind of.
Spontaneous Sex:-
Female.
I love meeting up with someone new for a drink then back to his for a night of passion.
Male.
Arrested for indecent exposure in a park.
Oral Sex:-
Female.
Love it!!! Getting someone to whistle in the valley is just the best.
Male.
Hate it!!! All that pleading is murder on the knees and the voice.
No Single Males Please:-
Female.
If I get one more feckin WHISPER!!!!!!
Male.
No mail......
Of course all of the above is purely a wild stab (which is what I'll be getting from a male or two at the next meet and greet) at humour. Take it light hearted as its meant to be taken.
Today's ear worm. It's got a hidden meaning but I'm arsed if I can put my finger on it.
Chromie.
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