you know what???? after reading all these posts, i was wondering when we was going to get on topic, but finally it's happened, people are talking about christmas. so if all is true this year, the shops should be dusting off the christmas songs cd's to annoy us all, and it also means it's time to not put he car stereo on coz i dont think i could listen to Last christmas again this year. aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Sex God
Its feckin September....end of.
Sheesh.
One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his
elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of
being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. Then when he went to harness the Reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas Tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas
Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you, Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas Tree
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One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his
elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of
being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. Then when he went to harness the Reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas Tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas
Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you, Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas Tree
Excellent!!!
Orgasminator
:Pmince pies best thing about christmas :sticky:
:P this xmas cheer gettin me down. jorge an i only got 25 dec off, same as every year. so baaa humbug to ye all tat get to enjoy the xmas cheer an the trimmins. worst 1 i had was few years ago. major storm over xmas, i had already got 12 peeps invited fr dinner an then my ma an my sis had power cut an had to invite an extra 10 fr dinner. god 3 turkeys an all the trimmins. but we enjoyed it anyway an all had great time.. 
:cheers::thrilled: hope ye all hav good xmas an hope to chat to most of ye all somtime round then.. rose:smile2:
:cheers::thrilled: hope ye all hav good xmas an hope to chat to most of ye all somtime round then.. rose:smile2: 
.Addy should be fine in an hour or so.Quote by user=dora
why will the beckhams be furious addies???
Cause Victoria always likes to put hers up first, and Hello do, a big spread on it, well not this time Dora:huh::huh::huh:
Anyway Dora, I put up the Crib, now I couldn't find three wise men hun, so I stuck in three naked Barbies, do you think that is okay??:uhoh:
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why will the beckhams be furious addies???
Cause Victoria always likes to put hers up first, and Hello do, a big spread on it, well not this time Dora:huh::huh::huh:
whatever happened to actionman?
yehaaaa its December
Anyway Dora, I put up the Crib, now I couldn't find three wise men hun, so I stuck in three naked Barbies, do you think that is okay??:uhoh:
Sex God
** Bulldozes the decorations off the thread***
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Can yee not wait toil the 6th goddamit
