Best or worst chat up lines?
You gave or took?
In a bar one night, innocently sippin a G&T, out of the corner of my eye I saw a young guy approach the table, mmmmmmmmmmm I thought , not bad looking, pity about the tie, same width as the Newry Canal, but potential!
He leaned over and whispered"upstairs MRS afore I sell the bed"..
Like wtf!!
hot, long haired,sexy gorgous guy
do you want to have my babies?
I did, lol
You may not be the best looking in the room, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I thought this thread would be a flyer!
Anyway, here's two more....
"You have eyes like spanners, every time you look at me my nuts tighten...."
"i love every bone in your body espeicially mine".
pick up a seat and walk over to where she is and put the seat down next to her and ask her "is this seat taken?"
grab the back of her shirt and say "just checking the label to see if your made in heaven".
Westside.
:thumbup:grab the back of her shirt and say "just checking the label to see if your made in heaven".
my face leaves n five minutes....be on it
This isnt excatly a chat up line used but seen it on tv and thought it was good, the one about the coke, a girl and boy are sitting on a bench and he mocks a phone ringing takes out the bottle of coke and "answers" the call and tell the girl beside him its for her,
That made me giggle.
is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven.....lol
the lift goes all the way to my room, and i will be waiting there for u, to take u the rest of the way to heaven.
im having a prob breathing, would u please give me mouth to mouth.
Kind of an 'anti-chat-upline' I was at rose of Tralee about 1999 and drunkenly stumble up to this young wan, 'would you like to Dance says i', to which she looked in disgust at my state' no I bloody would not' to which I ask, 'would you like a Bale of hay?' she screws up her face and says..er no!!' to which i reply 'well Fuck me, your the first cow ive met that said no to a bale of hay' to which I promptly got a slap in the gob, but walked away with a self satified smirk and my pride intact.
1/ Did you fart?? Coz you just blew me away.
2/ My love for you is like diarrhea..I just can't hold it in..
3/ Is there a mirror in your knickers?? Coz I can se myself in them.
4/ Your body reminds me of a spanner..Every time I see you my nuts tighten up..
I was asked if I would like to go halfers in a baby!!! would you ever!
