I don't bother with dating sites, and haven't done so for several years, but I do occasionally look at sites that do solo travel. There are a couple of reasons for that. Firstly, they sometimes have good singles rates for holidays like cruises, which are notoriously expensive for the single traveller. Secondly, some of them have good plans for singles groups teaming up for holidaying together and, while I usually head off on holidays with friends or relatives, there sometimes are far flung places where I'd like someone different with me as a companion.
Anyway, without listing the url or naming the site, I was browsing one of these sites today. It covered the whole spectrum - including coping with break-up, etc. :-( One of the best bits was a list of break up lines. I just had to share the following - it takes some beating:
"Don't get me wrong, I really love your boobs, but I thought they were real ... Now that I know they're fake, I can't be with someone that shallow."
Regards
Cool Hand
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Break-Up Lines
Master of Sex
it's been a looooooooooooooooooooooong time since i broke up with someone, but i think it went something like "ur crap, ur sacked, fuck off away from me u mad bitch". True story.
Master of Sex
Don't quite know how to take that one coolhand....all i can say is that if u had met her u would understand 
:giveup::scared:
:giveup::scared: Quote by user=losmags
Don't quite know how to take that one coolhand....all i can say is that if u had met her u would understand
No offence, or criticism, was intended. I was actually going to add a smiley or two to my reply and then thought that maybe such was inappropriate.
Thanks for the reply.
Regards
Cool Hand
Orgasminator
im heading over to see a football match ,next time we met was 8 yrs later in the divorce court ,
Master of Sex
now i have recharchable batteries i don't really need u...maybe i'll give u a call next time i need a shelf putting up.
Sexpert
Real one - guy sends mail to girl "I cannot see you anymore I'm leaving the country to join the legionnaires" :giggle:
went out with a fella years ago ,
had a few drinks together,
he went on his merry way
a few weeks later he arrived at my place of work to tell me his mother had died
he then produced lovely diamond ring ,ahhhhh
I offered my sympathies to him.
i told him i couldnt accept it, as we had only ever had a few drinks and i didnt actually know him that well,I felt terrible and he was gutted,
Anyway, after a few months he stopped stalking me and went off to impregnate a friend of mine(lucky her)
I received a letter from his dead mother , who was alive and well and wondering of his wearabouts,
passed on the letter to him , and he starts crying about how much he loved me ffs
id only known him 5 minutes,
he said he would kill himself if i didnt marry him
fookin hell,
told him to piss off,
he was a b*stard to try and use the sympathy vote
A couple of years ago he sent me a letter to tell me he was married with kids(good for him)
feck i forgot my point
I told him to leave me alone
"your a bloody lunatic"
using the old, my mother is dead trick ,
turns out my friends baby wasnt his , she only said that cus he was loaded,
he is still single , never married and has no children,
I think i had a lucky escape,
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Maybe he has a profile on Swing:O:scared::haha::haha:
''Went out for the paper, told her I'd be back at noon''
Well sort of, went to the shop for fags and never came back.Oh Shite!
I was married in a civil register office in August 1982 walked out on my husband in November 1984 - got a civil divorce in January 1986.
In 1996 I was contacted by the catholic church to ask if I wanted to contest an annulment he'd lodged - because he didn't want to tell his bairns why he and his new wife weren't allowed to take Holy Communion of a Sunday with them!!!
The lies he told covered 4 A4 sheets of ruled paper - the counter-testimony I lodged was 11 A4 sheets!!!
That fecking liar had some gall to think I'd let him away with saying he was too young to know what he was doing - when he was 3 years older than me lol
The poor priest didn't know which way was up when I left the church that day!! My best mate and I laugh about it to this day!! :grin: :grin:
I was married in a civil register office in August 1982 walked out on my husband in November 1984 - got a civil divorce in January 1986.
In 1996 I was contacted by the catholic church to ask if I wanted to contest an annulment he'd lodged - because he didn't want to tell his bairns why he and his new wife weren't allowed to take Holy Communion of a Sunday with them!!!
The lies he told covered 4 A4 sheets of ruled paper - the counter-testimony I lodged was 11 A4 sheets!!!
That fecking liar had some gall to think I'd let him away with saying he was too young to know what he was doing - when he was 3 years older than me lol
The poor priest didn't know which way was up when I left the church that day!! My best mate and I laugh about it to this day!! :grin: :grin:
