Blue Balls

9 Jan 2010

Quote by user=ravenfire
I really dont know what you men are complaining about here When you can pee somthing the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon come back and talk to us xxxxxxxxxxxxxx anny

:clap::clap: Well said Dragon:thumbup::thumbup:
You men dont know the meaning of pain:taz:
Well Raven I do in fact know the meaning. I had a circumcision due an incident playing soccer at the age 0f 24.
3 Days later I woke at home at 4:03am with an erection with stitches in. Mad dash to fridge ( well more like a step limp step limp) to get ice to reduce erection. My grandmother god rest her hearing my anguished howls thought there was a werewolf in the house actualy sound like a pack. Until the stitches came out kept a picture of margaret thatcher beside bed to avoid a repetition.
Yes I am well aware of pain of childbirth Mrsm gave birth with only gas to our last 4 and requested at one that my testicles be cut off with a blunt scalpel lest I impregnate her again.

9 Jan 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
I really dont know what you men are complaining about here When you can pee somthing the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon come back and talk to us xxxxxxxxxxxxxx anny

:clap::clap: Well said Dragon:thumbup::thumbup:
You men dont know the meaning of pain:taz:
Well Raven I do in fact know the meaning. I had a circumcision due an incident playing soccer at the age 0f 24.
3 Days later I woke at home at 4:03am with an erection with stitches in. Mad dash to fridge ( well more like a step limp step limp) to get ice to reduce erection. My grandmother god rest her hearing my anguished howls thought there was a werewolf in the house actualy sound like a pack. Until the stitches came out kept a picture of margaret thatcher beside bed to avoid a repetition.
Yes I am well aware of pain of childbirth Mrsm gave birth with only gas to our last 4 and requested at one that my testicles be cut off with a blunt scalpel lest I impregnate her again.
Oh your poor granny Mulder lol, and omg poor Mrs M, that is one of the bravest women alive, only gas?? Well done Mrs M. She is someone all us ladys should look up to.
Oh yeah poor you aswell Mulder lol xxx

9 Jan 2010

Well Raven I do in fact know the meaning. I had a circumcision due an incident playing soccer at the age 0f 24.
3 Days later I woke at home at 4:03am with an erection with stitches in. Mad dash to fridge ( well more like a step limp step limp) to get ice to reduce erection. My grandmother god rest her hearing my anguished howls thought there was a werewolf in the house actualy sound like a pack. Until the stitches came out kept a picture of margaret thatcher beside bed to avoid a repetition.
Yes I am well aware of pain of childbirth Mrsm gave birth with only gas to our last 4 and requested at one that my testicles be cut off with a blunt scalpel lest I impregnate her again.

Oh Mulder I am sorry, but I just peed a little laughing..lol.

9 Jan 2010

:haha:Virgo we need a new couch at this stage with you lot of nutters here, we laugh so much i should start sitting on a bucket:haha:

9 Jan 2010

:-?..Thinking here Muldern should use extra precautions :giggle: Also...Muldern, it might be a good idea to sharpen the scalpel:giggle:

10 Jan 2010

Newsflash No need for extra precautions. Mulder went for orthroscopy on knee a week before his fortieth birthday. Arrived home after day surgery and was handed appointment for vasectomy as a birthday present by MrsM. She loves me............no really she does or am I just some medical experiment she is conducting.

10 Jan 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Newsflash No need for extra precautions.
Mulder went for orthroscopy on knee a week before his fortieth birthday.
Arrived home after day surgery and was handed appointment for vasectomy as a birthday present by MrsM.
She loves me............no really she does or am I just some medical experiment she is conducting.

:eeek:
Cheer up Mulder it could have been worse, on the day my ex turned 40 I was in the Divorce Courts, he didn't turn up, later that day I got a message on my machine from him..
'F**K you to hell for ruining my 40th'
Later that day I sent a message back.
'Your very welcome, take it as a thank you for the night on my 39th Birthday when you humiliated me in a restaurant in front of our friends by calling me fat and ugly at the dinner table':evil2::giggle:

10 Jan 2010

Virgo some people dont know when they are made up. Havent met you yet but your wit humour and inteligent posting on here suggest to us that he was very very wrong. Looking forward to meeting you at some point if only for a laugh in some good company.

10 Jan 2010

Muldern..I agree with everything you say about Virgo, and I feel the same way. passionkiss

for Virgo.

10 Jan 2010

Aw thank you Mulder and Long for that you are going to get a double , kinky probing silly

hwoar::lick::phwoar:

10 Jan 2010

((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))) your a very special friend Virgo passionkiss

10 Jan 2010

omg blue balls well with weather out there if we go dogging we get blue balls

10 Jan 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Newsflash No need for extra precautions.
Mulder went for orthroscopy on knee a week before his fortieth birthday.
Arrived home after day surgery and was handed appointment for vasectomy as a birthday present by MrsM.
She loves me............no really she does or am I just some medical experiment she is conducting.

That woman is truly my hero lol:clap:

10 Jan 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
Newsflash No need for extra precautions.
Mulder went for orthroscopy on knee a week before his fortieth birthday.
Arrived home after day surgery and was handed appointment for vasectomy as a birthday present by MrsM.
She loves me............no really she does or am I just some medical experiment she is conducting.

:eeek:
Cheer up Mulder it could have been worse, on the day my ex turned 40 I was in the Divorce Courts, he didn't turn up, later that day I got a message on my machine from him..
'F**K you to hell for ruining my 40th'
Later that day I sent a message back.
'Your very welcome, take it as a thank you for the night on my 39th Birthday when you humiliated me in a restaurant in front of our friends by calling me fat and ugly at the dinner table':evil2::giggle:
Virgo fair play to you hun:thumbup::clap::thrilled:

10 Jan 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Newsflash No need for extra precautions.
Mulder went for orthroscopy on knee a week before his fortieth birthday.
Arrived home after day surgery and was handed appointment for vasectomy as a birthday present by MrsM.
She loves me............no really she does or am I just some medical experiment she is conducting.

welcome to the club MrM...I was also sent to the vet...13 years ago now...but who is counting...still they got turned into nice keyrings...lol

10 Jan 2010

Mrs M did a fine impression of Col Killgore in Apocalypse Now.
Standing by the bed she stated as the doctor was cauterizing the tubes.

I love the smell of burning Vas deferens in the morning.
All she was short of was the cavalry hat

11 Jan 2010

Quote by user=lovebird
virgo....what a fooker your ex was to say that.....cant imagine why you ever broke-up??
BIG cyber kiss for you assionkiss:
mmmwwaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lovebird
Love it doen't even bother me now, the world is full of tossers he is just one of them:grin::grin:
Hugggggggggggs for youxxxxx
xx

11 Jan 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Mrs M did a fine impression of Col Killgore in Apocalypse Now.
Standing by the bed she stated as the doctor was cauterizing the tubes.
I love the smell of burning Vas deferens in the morning.
All she was short of was the cavalry hat

JUST BE HAPPY MRS M WASNT HOLDING THE SCALPEL ... WHAT IF SHE WAS OVER COME BY THE SMELL OF BURNING VAS & HER HAND SLIPPED...

11 Jan 2010

Ah no problem Alan it would just grow back...............wouldnt it he said in his best monty python voice.

12 Jan 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Ah no problem Alan it would just grow back...............wouldnt it he said in his best monty python voice.

Would it grow back bigger and stronger:giggle:

12 Jan 2010

Possibly Raven however it functions perfectly well as is thankyou very much.

12 Jan 2010

:devil::haha::rascal: Does it indeed:rascal:

13 Jan 2010

There is only one way to find out Raven.

14 Jan 2010

And what way would that be Mulder innocent

14 Jan 2010

Ha virgo super story, I got laid in Blue ball once just outside Tullamore... Weird place too but not near intercourse.. thanks for the educational quote.. Hotterthanme never.......

14 Jan 2010

:scared:You got laid in hotterthanme

14 Jan 2010

:giggle:I wonder did anyone get a ride in Rhode

14 Jan 2010

ohh im sure they did longjon innocent

:giggle:

14 Jan 2010

:giggle: Aww sure i forgot...must be hundreds of married folk in Rhode

14 Jan 2010

what has married folks got to do with takin a ride on yer bike?? innocent

:giggle: