One thing that turns me off is someone shouting who's your daddy
I hate when they can't understand why I just want to go for a snooze after I come, and they get pissy about it. Whats all that about?
:Pgetting a cracker to the bedroom ;dropping the hand and discovering shes wearing granny knickers stops everthing dead :crazy:
em, when hes doing somthing thats not turning u on , and hurting u a little, and u groan, and he thinks its cos ur in ecstasy so he keeps on doing it , till ya let a roar :doh:
For me it has to be farting, especially the smelly ones!!!
Women who are bothered by men who wear socks in bed!! my feet get cold FFS. Otherwise they give out when my ice cold feet touch them!
But have to say biggest turn off. Play names for sex parts. I am not going to call your pussy Jessica or any other name!
"Sorry"
:-o
That one word should be banned from the playroom!!! :haha:
It is expected that not everything goes according to the fairytales everytime - especially first times - so apologies should be left for when you can't/don't/won't turn up instead lol:violin:
Surely the number 1 for women it has to be knob cheese!!
And the number 1 for men would be discovering a knob and then finding the cheese.
Nothing.... tolerance and give and take
or we wouldnt be in the bedroom in the first place
an unruly bush - on a man or a woman!
screamers, of the male variety
when women cry cause "their happy"
saying that i was near tears once after i cracked my head off the bed locker :doh:
silent men....god that annoys me so much....
lik i mean...jus totally silent...no grunts...no nothing...:fury::fuckinghell:
me on the other hand..i scream:smile2:
Sometimes the noisy ones can have you wondering if they're taking a heart attack lol
Hope there's a smile to give me a clue :haha:
asking too many questions is a turn off..." is that ok" "are you enjoying that" "are you coming yet" etc... makes it too clinical
Thats true tiff, while commuinication is good, too much asking can be a bit much.
When a woman cums and then says to you "are you going to cum any time soon?"
You just feel like saying oh you've had ur fun so lets just stop!!!!
So then u try ur hardest to last longer so u piss them off :evil2:
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Cold Feet, but cool hands can be good when they need warming up!!
exhadturate satistics? I think you mean exadurate statistics.
i mean exaggerate, omg deez ur stupidness is rubbing off on me aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh