for me ,has to be ,bad breath,smelly bits yukkkkkkkkkkk!,long finger nails ,an socks are a no no ,after that ,im not to bothered .
Cheesey cock:fuckinghell:
Teeth in a glass beside bed.....
when a women is silent in bed or her mind is other places
Well baggy boxers that don't fit, just dont wear any!!!
Pubic hair resembling the jackson 5's afro ugh!
Bad smells, especially bad breath cmon yukkkkkkkk it doesn't take that long to have a wash fs
One minute wonder, then he rolls over falls asleep and if your unlucky ya might get same again for brekkie!
Get to the bed and notice the bedclothes are all stained and the smell omg :kick:
and a cold king-size bed...
:laughabove: Oh not at all alan... cold is good somethimes too :giggle:
are they calling ...mammy ... daddy ....or God...
"oh my God fuck me .... jesus this is ... oh fuck ... God"
surely that not what you are talking about...who would say such things...
:mrgreen:"oh my God fuck me .... jesus this is ... oh fuck ... God"
Tis one of my favourites..
:laughabove: Jaysus we are all goin to hell!! :angel::evil2:
:fury:In the middle of it and she says " remind me to get that cobweb when you finish":fuckinghell:
Or clean your bedroom :giggle:
the kids shouting out they need to go toilet...
note to Dragon's Den ... new gadget idea for "boys who like toys"... Man in the Boat Satnav (with verbal instructions in sexy sultry french voice)... but with go faster stripes of course....:evil2::evil2::evil2:
of cousre will need willing participants for R&D development
once the go faster strips are on the sat nov and
not on the underwear,