.and what do you want for christmas ?

13 Oct 2009

Santa said yes!!!!!!!!!:bounce:

13 Oct 2009

Hotminx, I hate to be petty but your inflatable friend does not have a .....how shall I put this a cock, penis, pecker, weener, willie, schlong etc etc and as such might be of little use. Just a small point What i want for christmas would be 3 sum with the 2 sexiest women I know and no not telling their names as they know who they are. :taz:

13 Oct 2009

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Hotminx,
I hate to be petty but your inflatable friend does not have a .....how shall I put this a cock, penis, pecker, weener, willie, schlong etc etc and as such might be of little use. Just a small point
What i want for christmas would be 3 sum with the 2 sexiest women I know and no not telling their names as they know who they are.
:taz:

Neither does Actionman Muldern, but doesn't stop me playing with him:giggle:
and anyway poor Peadar could be simply, back the front bolt

13 Oct 2009

Well thats explains why action man is always smiling Hotminx. But would'nt you rather a living, breathing sexual plaything, i am sure Santa will find one for you in his sack.

13 Oct 2009

What i want for christmas would be 3 sum with the 2 sexiest women I know
:taz:

...what i want is 2 b this 3sum ... Now that would be a 'barry's golden moment" 2 remember

13 Oct 2009

Alan-ball wrote ...what i want is 2 b this 3sum ... Now that would be a 'barry's golden moment" 2 remember

Alan can i be part of it and maybe make it a moresome christmas :bounce: :lick:

13 Oct 2009

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13 Oct 2009

Tcell here (mrsm) I want Santa to bring me a swing for the bedroom and 4 men to put it up and then help me to test it out. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Horny now thinking bout it----- Mulder come here now.

13 Oct 2009

Tcell (Mrs M) if Santa brings your swing... I will don my tool belt & be on the putting up crew...:evil2:

13 Oct 2009

Alan all set with his tool belt to call arounder to Mrsm Tcell

13 Oct 2009

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: forgot you had my photo...& taken from my good-side...:evil2:

14 Oct 2009

:thrilled: always take it from the good side :wave2:

15 Oct 2009

A laptop because my other is sat beside the bin and my pc is dying :cry: banghead

15 Oct 2009

:smile2:i want a lapdancin pole ,in my bedromm ,,,,,plzzzzzzzzzzzz santa

15 Oct 2009

this will do nicely

15 Oct 2009

and cutie also believes in NAMA, leperchauns, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy.

15 Oct 2009

What you mean they are not real :cry: :bounce: :taz: bloody parents the lies they told me

15 Oct 2009

Psst cutie Santa isnt real either so if someone pops down your chimney in a red suit on xmas eve its probably Alan looking for a quickie.

15 Oct 2009

once he has a millon euro in his sac for me i wont mind if it not santa :happy: :thrilled:

15 Oct 2009

We also need to work on your knowledge of anatomy cutie. Alan doesnt keep money in his sac, he keeps an altogether more liquid asset. So valuable it only COMES a eggcup full at time and though there may be in excess of a million of them in the SAC at any one time they arent Euro,s. Sorry.

15 Oct 2009

omg u really bursting all the myths today, think you should be recruited by Discovery channel .....:grin: :giggle: be more than happy to have you help me work on my knowledge of anatomy anytime :happy:

15 Oct 2009

I want Santas red suit. Seem there is fun 2 be had 4 my army of seamen hiding n my sack

15 Oct 2009

Well theres another night sleep ruined. Thats a mental image I could have done without. Alan and his sack of seamen sliding down someones chimney and spreading themselves around. Would that be classed as a nocturnal emission???????

15 Oct 2009

Alan only if your seamen are carrying euro's with them lol :thrilled::giggle:

1 Nov 2009

Emmmm Halloween is now officially I think, over folks :clap::clap: :lol2::dry: wave

So ye can get asking ...... :giggle::happy: bolt

Mine still hasn't changed, - need a new Pooter as per Page 2; Section 23, :uhoh::undecided::O innocent

;)

..... :thumbup:

1 Nov 2009

A Santa suit to visit the lovely ladies of S41 in...:bounce: or to be boring in the current climate ... To Be Still Working Not to get Swine Flu will get thinking on the "money no object" "hearts desire" Christmas pressie ideas

1 Nov 2009

To not have to think about christmas till december:fuckinghell: Bahhhh Humbuggggg

2 Nov 2009

Sanay can I have ravenfire for Christmas ... I think she needs cheering up ... she is like the grinch already... bolt

2 Nov 2009

:evil2: Alan teddy has me all wrapped up for himself lol Just cant stand xmas:taz:

2 Nov 2009

:rose: i'll help him unwrap u raven :bounce::bounce::thrilled: