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Quote by user=lovebird
corkrebel and addiesfun......i think we have to new competitors!!!!westside and bicurious are no more...long live corkrebel and addiesfun...pmsl
lovebird
xx
Lovebird, as usual you are simply hillarious! Heee.
I'm baaack!
Lol. Man it's been a loong week.
Gimme some time to read all the replies.
Quote by user=hornycup
lmao spent ages reading this thread and omg need to go and lie down.......................what can i say i have a headache now lol lol lol.
come on give it a rest lol
love bird you nailed it there hun well done girl!!!!!
Haha, nobody ever asked you to read the whole thing... let alone to get past paragraph one. Even I couldn't do that. I wrote mine in Notepad and transferred the damned thing.
Quote by user=addiesfun
Jesus I gave up after the third paragraph...........life is just too short Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz think of all the people I could of been chatting too instead of reading this :mad: next time try short hand please .
Having said that I will read the rest tonight to help me sleep :yawn: :lol2:
Rumour has it he is coming back with shorter, condensed version of original, If not I was going to offer to do it for him
Hey addies... are you sure you're up to writing a purely testosterone driven male chauvinist type article? Then condense it? And actually do it justice? *cheeky winks* Hehe... In all seriousness though, I wouldn't mind collaborating on a joint venture of sorts. Tips for men and women.. Whatchuthink? =)
-CorkRebel-
Quote by user=addiesfun
No idea but here is my shorter version..IMO of course.
Stop, look , listen, and learn.
Stop thinking you have to be a pornstar, they get paid,mostly to act, unless it is homemade.
Look at your sexual partner, partners faces!!
It is all there, nothing as erotic as watching someone cum, if from behind do, it infront of a mirror.
Listen,If your partner is moaning ,go slow, if they are roaring fuck me hard, fuck them hard!
Ask questions? Not during sex, during intervals, was that good, do you like being called durty names? .
Learn.. Read more erotica to improve your mind, girls watch more porn, but not to compare, simply to improve visual stimulation, guys read,read , read, book shops are full of erotica!!
Phew!
Damn... wrote my last reply before I saw this post of yours. I agree with addie. Stop thinking to be a pornstar. Its not cool. It looks dumb. And faking it doesnt do shit for either party. Still though, homemade porn couples - REAL couples. Not some wannabe pron production that is trying to corner the "homemade" market. I am talking about the real deal here. Try visiting a site like yuvutucom so see what I'm talking about. There are women on the site there that SOMETIMES take the initiative and SOMETIMES take charge in the bedroom. And it looks and feels great, believe you me.
The rest of it, I agree with. Still though addie - I wonder... more than a few of the responses were simply people that couldn't be bothered reading a simple thread in full. How on earth are they going to get through whole books on erotica. Not all of them are erotic STORIES after all e.g. She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman by Ian Kerner. And that is merely the tip of the proverbial button. Ahem. If you get my drift.
-CorkRebel-
Quote by user=corkrebel
No idea but here is my shorter version..IMO of course.
Stop, look , listen, and learn.
Stop thinking you have to be a pornstar, they get paid,mostly to act, unless it is homemade.
Look at your sexual partner, partners faces!!
It is all there, nothing as erotic as watching someone cum, if from behind do, it infront of a mirror.
Listen,If your partner is moaning ,go slow, if they are roaring fuck me hard, fuck them hard!
Ask questions? Not during sex, during intervals, was that good, do you like being called durty names? .
Learn.. Read more erotica to improve your mind, girls watch more porn, but not to compare, simply to improve visual stimulation, guys read,read , read, book shops are full of erotica!!
Phew!
Damn... wrote my last reply before I saw this post of yours. I agree with addie. Stop thinking to be a pornstar. Its not cool. It looks dumb. And faking it doesnt do shit for either party. Still though, homemade porn couples - REAL couples. Not some wannabe pron production that is trying to corner the "homemade" market. I am talking about the real deal here. Try visiting a site like yuvutucom so see what I'm talking about. There are women on the site there that SOMETIMES take the initiative and SOMETIMES take charge in the bedroom. And it looks and feels great, believe you me.
The rest of it, I agree with. Still though addie - I wonder... more than a few of the responses were simply people that couldn't be bothered reading a simple thread in full. How on earth are they going to get through whole books on erotica. Not all of them are erotic STORIES after all e.g. She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman by Ian Kerner. And that is merely the tip of the proverbial button. Ahem. If you get my drift.
-CorkRebel-
bollix!!!!!!!!!!!! as per usual from the rebel....
Anyway great fucking weekend here...sadly back to the norm
:doggy:
Quote by user=hornydubcpl4
hey
cool post
I would have to say i agree with alot of what you said (this is female half of cpl here btw lol)
Alot of men do like women to take charge a bit of the time... i know my hubby likes when i initiate sex..
Respecting the cock ... oh god ye there is such thing as a bad blow job, men say it all the time either a rushed bj or teeth scrapping of it (if your into that lol) alot of men also dont come thru bjs so that cud be classed as a bad bj...
I like a bit of roughness especially thru oral i like to feel a tongue down there .....
Dirty talk doesn't always work thou as sumtimes it just doesnt come out right and then u feel like a thick...
I like to see my partner cum... he likes to show me him cuming to or he likes cum all over me shows me i ve done a good job.... lol
ye and i agree i think mens bits look better than womens bits down below lol
So ye i think it shud be a equal thing... even if ur man starts u cud at least take sum iniaitive and lick and kiss him all over let him lie back and take it while u tease his cock ... simple and not too doiminant but its taking sum of the control
Hey hornydubcpl4 (the female half of you anyway haha)
Glad to see that you read through the post, and even more pleased that you agreed with what I have to say!
I do believe that your hubby is one of many out there that love to see their woman taking charge. After all, I sincerely believe that only an insecure man would be annoyed with his lady taking charge in the bedroom. Someone who feels that HE always has to be in the lead, in a position of control is either a control freak (i.e. controlling) or insecure.
Hehe, I have to say this though.. a gentle nibble (intentional) with sultry eyes never went astray! Haha. That being said, you are absolutely on the money (shot!) that teeth SCRAPING is a complete no no! I am pretty sure that teeth on the love button is similarly a crime of epic proportions! heee.
Every woman is different though. Some like the tongue being a sharp point and pressuring their love button. Others prefer the flat of the tongue with its slightly rough over surface rubbing against them, while others yet even prefer the smooth underside of the tongue. Which do you prefer? All three? ;)
Dirty talk is very important imho to developing a long nice sexual relationship. In the right context, and the right moment.. you know it can simply supercharge an already erotic encounter and take you over the edge. Try this out for example. go online and get one of those remote controlled vibrators (they're called eggs). Put it on without your hubby knowing it. Then go out with him.
Make sure you're in a public area (which is relatively noisy) i.e. a club, pub, etc. Then hand him the remote. And tell him to be naughty. Absolutely delivilishly deliciously naughty... in your EAR. Listen to his hot breath as he the heat from his whispers graze against your neck... and try not to get distracted when he turns the vibe on..... *evil smile*
Oh, and fyi... some of those vibes have speed settings... so let him torture you... for hours on end... don't let him take you home just yet... let it build and build and build for hours on end till you can't take it anymore...
Then drag him home.
And take your full frustrations out on him. Fuck him. Fuck him like he's your man. And watch him cum on you as your reward. ... Then bask together in the afterglow.
Hold each other.. and fall asleep.. (for awhile of course... so that you can start round 2 later lol!)
I think you'd like that. Wouldn't you? =)
Addie man disagree and give out to me over this one - but I feel deep down that I am right. That by giving up control you will gain, and not lose. Let me know what you think?
-CorkRebel-
Quote by user=makemyday0126
:taz:.....Jim...you lucky what I wont say...
I Love when a woman takes the initiative, nothing gets me going more than a woman making her intentions known, not that I am a lazy bugger but something so raw and sexual about a woman telling you'I want it now'.
As for the bad Bj's as Jen mentioned, I deffo agree, some women have theyre own method they cant deviate from and it doesnt always work on all guys all of the time.
Male33 Made a great point too, commuinication is the key thing, and in fairness only after a few repeat encounters withthe same person do you perfect this..well kinda anyway.
Just my thruppence Hay'penny.
Haha! Finally another guy here that feels the same way I do. What he says is so spot on! I too am not a lazy twat that wants a woman to do all the work in the bedroom. Nay.. its simply the absolute "raw sexual energy of a woman telling - give it to me now. I want you now. badly" (He said it perfectly). You don't actually have to SAY it. Your actions speak louder than words and will evoke a much greater response from us.
Communication is key. Between BOTH parties. Before, during, AND after. That is what shortens the time taken to... I won't say perfect (that will take a lifetime) .. it will shorten the time taken to improve said sexual fun between both parties.
Good hearing from you MakeMyDay.
hey cork
thanks for the advice but em me and my hubby don't really have a prob being naughty lol
already have an egg and vibe and an igasm all fun and ye we ve done the naughty thoughts and things when out but my hubby is a bit shyer than me so i wudnt do anything to make him feel uncomfortable but i do know how to get him very horny for me when out in public...
the dirty talk comment was that not all ppl are into it.. it really depends on the ppl... we wudnt be mad into dirty dirty talk but wud tell each other naughty things to get each other going or i wud send him a pic message to show him what undies i had on that day ...
so i think ppls turn ons are all very diff and varied
Quote by user=addiesfun
Rebel...You really have to give up the aul drink hun...
A fuck is a fuck is a fuck...Simple formula..never fails...
*hic!* *Hic!*
Lady I Doth ..Hic!... PORTEST!
You exphect me to not call you doll and babes, but you *squints and points finger* try to dress me down with hun?! Hrmph. And here you are trying to say that a fuck is a fuck is a fuck, then giving out to me that I was cheapening the whole thing with my chauvinism. Hic!
(next to me in the bar)
Guy next to me: Ah shut up you twat. Ye don't know shit about fuck!
Bartender: Ok Father John, I think you've had enough.
(don't ask me where that came from. lack of sleep is really REALLY getting to me. haha)
Good to see you back in FINE form addie. Now shut it. *hic!
-CorkRebel-
Quote by user=hornydubcpl4
hey cork
thanks for the advice but em me and my hubby don't really have a prob being naughty lol
already have an egg and vibe and an igasm all fun and ye we ve done the naughty thoughts and things when out but my hubby is a bit shyer than me so i wudnt do anything to make him feel uncomfortable but i do know how to get him very horny for me when out in public...
the dirty talk comment was that not all ppl are into it.. it really depends on the ppl... we wudnt be mad into dirty dirty talk but wud tell each other naughty things to get each other going or i wud send him a pic message to show him what undies i had on that day ...
so i think ppls turn ons are all very diff and varied
All I have to say to that is... you naughty naughty girl!! haha. That is ONE HAPPY MAN you must have there haha.
But, yeah, to each their own. Speaking of the igasm.. I always thought it was kinda tacky. Coz it has wires. Makes it a nuisance to use.
Hmm, perhaps we should start a thread on product reviews. Was thinking of getting one of my girls the Lelo Lily. (google it). Apparently the finish itself makes it an absolute pleasure to hold let alone use.
What you think?
Or is there a review thread already somewhere on the forums?
-CorkRebel-
p.s. OMG OMG OMG OMG I finally found the edit thread button!
Quote by user=corkrebel
Rebel...You really have to give up the aul drink hun...
A fuck is a fuck is a fuck...Simple formula..never fails...
*hic!* *Hic!*
Lady I Doth ..Hic!... PORTEST!
You exphect me to not call you doll and babes, but you *squints and points finger* try to dress me down with hun?! Hrmph. And here you are trying to say that a fuck is a fuck is a fuck, then giving out to me that I was cheapening the whole thing with my chauvinism. Hic!
(next to me in the bar)
Guy next to me: Ah shut up you twat. Ye don't know shit about fuck!
Bartender: Ok Father John, I think you've had enough.
(don't ask me where that came from. lack of sleep is really REALLY getting to me. haha)
Good to see you back in FINE form addie. Now shut it. *hic!
-CorkRebel-
Hun your gas! Full of it honestly, but given your young age, I shall excuse your codology, and lack of sleep dulls the mind, so will let you off the hook,Now run off and buy one of the girls a toy to play with...
she may need it....titters
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Whatever happened to Corkrebel
I am around hon, just hvn't had the time to sit down and write up a proper response to all that you have typed up recently. I am busy with several things at the moment, and will put forth a more than adequate reply when I am able to. Consider this your time out. =). I'm going to give you a breather before sneaking up on you and pinching your bum!
-CorkRebel-
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Whatever happened to Corkrebel
I am around hon, just hvn't had the time to sit down and write up a proper response to all that you have typed up recently. I am busy with several things at the moment, and will put forth a more than adequate reply when I am able to. Consider this your time out. =). I'm going to give you a breather before sneaking up on you and pinching your bum!
-CorkRebel-
Morning young Rebel,
Firstly dear hope you are well and the long hours are not dulling your mind, mine is slightly dulled by a huge fizz induced hangover, but couldn't leave the forums without bidding you adieu, but, had to wait until my typing skills returned to par..
Thank you Rebel for opening up a great debate, I have no doubt that swingers all over Ireland, couples, Fems and Guys put your wise words to good use, and Jane, lets hope she fecked that aul eejit out of the nest so to speak, used your notes, and threw a huge sex crazed party thus making her forefathers proud as hell!!
You stood your ground Rebel, took the whinging and the slights, came back with a song of words, that had ME wondering is he sniffing the ether in the lab? only joking!!!
Now Rebel my simple points , in my book simple but effective, Stop, Look, Listen and Learn...
Cutting and pasteing like mad here young Rebel, sheeeeesh now i know how you felt....
Anyway you keep putting forth those wonderful wicked ideas that fill your young head, and I concur a sexual maverick you will be in the making..
However be careful with your wording , and try to keep it short and simple , lest the uninformed do whinge too loudly and you lose the faith, one only has to look at the number of hits your thread recieved, perhaps if said whingers had of kept quiet more peeps would have given their opinion,but, such is the way of the world.
Still not sure if you were honest as to your true identity, but, no matter you brought fun to swing , as it should be, no hitting your arse on the door on the way out for you!!
Perhaps that was instilled in you growing up on the Westside of Cork?
I wish you good-luck in your future endeavours, don't work too hard, and for god sake do not, I repeat,do not laugh too loudly when you are posting, weird things happen when you do!!
And above all else Rebel mind your back!
Now last point hun and very important, take notes, when you dance hold your fookin head up!!!
Make sure the music is suitable, erases those awful stepping on toes incidents and wrong turns..lol...
Good-Luck on the forums Rebel and take good care..
Addiesx
