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Alter Egos - What's yours like?

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Quote by user=muldernTcell
Dont know if anyone has noticed but Cutie has one hell of a chopper in her hand.
Take mine cutie and sharpen it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

muldern you provide the tool and i'll supply the sharpener ...........
cant post pictures 4 some reason maybe im doin somethin wrong
copy the pic format then in post click on image then click on image then insert link then click on image again..
:clap: :clap: :clap: :bounce: well done alt3rn8
Cutie can i borrow that tool sharperner when your finished with it, there are a few tools i know that need a go of it lol
Quote by user=ravenfire
Cutie can i borrow that tool sharperner when your finished with it, there are a few tools i know that need a go of it lol

Raven no problem allowing you use my tool sharpener or other implements that i may have at anytime.
however do please be careful around the shape tools afterwards dont want any bits chopped off and rolling around the floor bolt
Mulder takes his tool and heads for the hills again. What we have we hold in the literal and figureative sense. Be gentle with my chopper cutie if you damage it might not be able to use it again Mrs M requests that all tools are returned in the state they left otherwise penalties will apply and you will be asked to leave the playroom.
TOOLMAN

come twiddle my bits...
Quote by user=muldernTcell
Mulder takes his tool and heads for the hills again. What we have we hold in the literal and figureative sense. Be gentle with my chopper cutie if you damage it might not be able to use it again Mrs M requests that all tools are returned in the state they left otherwise penalties will apply and you will be asked to leave the playroom.

muldern your use of the sharpening tool is at your own risk, protective gear is supplied as per health and safety rules therefore I cannot be responsible for misuse of the equipment or for the state of your chopper prior to or after use. It is in your hands after all.

Wonder who owns this egodunno
Quote by user=cutie
Mulder takes his tool and heads for the hills again. What we have we hold in the literal and figureative sense. Be gentle with my chopper cutie if you damage it might not be able to use it again Mrs M requests that all tools are returned in the state they left otherwise penalties will apply and you will be asked to leave the playroom.

muldern your use of the sharpening tool is at your own risk, protective gear is supplied as per health and safety rules therefore I cannot be responsible for misuse of the equipment or for the state of your chopper prior to or after use. It is in your hands after all.
Yes but Mrs M wants to know if the last person who used the sharpener left it in good working order. She says she inpects my chopper after each hire to ensure that there is no damage before she lends it out again. She even test drives it herself pushes it to the limit of its performance spec to ensure that it is fit for purpose.
And does she oil it regularly Mulder?
someone need an Oilman
Quote by user=ravenfire
And does she oil it regularly Mulder?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes raven. I have to set the alarm for 6 am as she has to lube it before I leave for work every morning. Makes GETTING UP much more fun. Never leave for work before having your tool lubed.
Quote by user=muldernTcell
Yes but Mrs M wants to know if the last person who used the sharpener left it in good working order. She says she inpects my chopper after each hire to ensure that there is no damage before she lends it out again. She even test drives it herself pushes it to the limit of its performance spec to ensure that it is fit for purpose.

be assured that the equipement has a full safety check at regular intervals and at its most recent it was clear of all defects and declared to be in optimum working condition. However if Mrs M wishes to check my equipement prior to your use she will be more than welcome to. all tests and check are carried out by proper techinican and no dodgey or slippery oilmen will be allowed near the equipment now at any time in the future.
I am a production Engineer Cutie. I work on Medical Devices and as such would be fully qualified to test and operate your equipment. I will bring white coat, latex gloves and something to give you a good wipe down afterwards. I always leave the workspace in the same condition as I found it. I also use my own patented lubricant to grease the shaft and the bearings. I find the linear bearings work best less chance of one your balls falling out. PS Are you trying to induce me to give you a free maintenance overhaul and oil change?????? If so where and when. I will have to get under your chassis and have a poke around.
mulder is this yours !!!
Sorry Cutie but no, that particular T shirt belongs to the softcore member of the production engineering team. Mine says "Have you seen my Box, I need to pop my Tool in it".
Mulder, where did you leave the box last, but if you're in need of a box in an emergency I may be able to assist and allow you temporary use of a box in which to put you tool :giggle: :happy:
Tool needs oiling and we will need to check if its fits in the terrible to leave some sticking out, Good workman that I am I always like to keep my tool properly covered as it means it is always UP to the job when required.
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