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Agony Aunt
Casanova
Hot dikety dang darn Ding you sombitch!!
I can see them posters now "Save a horse, ride a cowboy!"
Heck ya'll, even that toot'n Dings horse swings!
Just don't squat with your spurs on buddy!
I can see them posters now "Save a horse, ride a cowboy!"
Heck ya'll, even that toot'n Dings horse swings!
Just don't squat with your spurs on buddy!
very good wup :giggle:
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Warming the Bed
I'm liking those dingettes, look remarkably like the dym gym instructors
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Warming the Bed
Dearest Eden
I have a problem. Since returning to the site I have been constantly second guessing myself.
You see someone on here was very good to me in a time of need. This person helped me through a difficult patch and I owe them my undying devotion and friendship.
Since I've been back I've constantly thought about the ramifications of my actions and it has helped me a great deal. I always think "what would xxxx say if they knew I was doing this" and it's been marvellous.
My question is this, how do I show this person how appreciative I am when the only thing I'm good at is providing earth shatteringly good sex!
Yours
Bemused Buddy
Dear Bemused Buddy, (previously known as Deceased Buddy)
Firstly, I'd like to welcome back form the dead, not that I had any doubt that where you are concerned, miracles, do indeed happen.
With regards to your problem, you do not identify much about this person to whom you are indebted, so it is difficult for me to say. However, I can assert with absolute certainty that offering to provide (presumably, her?) with earth shatteringly good sex is not in anyone's best interest.
I beg of you to carefully consider other options in how you might demonstrate your gratitude…we still haven't fully recovered from the last time. Mid has disappeared off the face of the shattered earth; no doubt she is still perfecting her ironing technique. Lass is quaking in her boots at the very idea of a repeat. Drag's leg is just out of the cast from the little mishap during the stampede and she is still very shaken. The girls who didn't make the cut are obviously still trembling with outrage of seismic proportions. As for me, I can neither confirm nor deny the rumours that I ended up on crack.
Please try to think of something with slightly less apocalyptic ramifications. It may lack originality, but could you not just buy this person a drink? An aftershock perhaps?…shaken not stirred naturally.
Yours,
Beseeching in Balbriggan
p.s. There's only only one 'l' in marvelous :silly:
Firstly, I'd like to welcome back form the dead, not that I had any doubt that where you are concerned, miracles, do indeed happen.
With regards to your problem, you do not identify much about this person to whom you are indebted, so it is difficult for me to say. However, I can assert with absolute certainty that offering to provide (presumably, her?) with earth shatteringly good sex is not in anyone's best interest.
I beg of you to carefully consider other options in how you might demonstrate your gratitude…we still haven't fully recovered from the last time. Mid has disappeared off the face of the shattered earth; no doubt she is still perfecting her ironing technique. Lass is quaking in her boots at the very idea of a repeat. Drag's leg is just out of the cast from the little mishap during the stampede and she is still very shaken. The girls who didn't make the cut are obviously still trembling with outrage of seismic proportions. As for me, I can neither confirm nor deny the rumours that I ended up on crack.
Please try to think of something with slightly less apocalyptic ramifications. It may lack originality, but could you not just buy this person a drink? An aftershock perhaps?…shaken not stirred naturally.
Yours,
Beseeching in Balbriggan
p.s. There's only only one 'l' in marvelous :silly:
Why cant they just say what they mean 
Do they think women can read there minds 
yours truly
play xxxxxx
Sexpert
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Dear Auntie
Why oh Why are men so hard to read
Why cant they just say what they mean
Do they think women can read there minds
yours truly
play xxxxxx
Haha that's fucking rich coming from a woman!! Lol you lot are impossible to read or understand! Jesus men are the simple ones :P
Sexpert
Hey I wouldn't disagree with it. It's women who are complicated pieces of work. It takes a lot of patience for a man to be with a woman :P .....cue the angry women 
