Is there safety goggles provided lass ?
Dearest Eden
The delay in your response to my dilema has caused me no end of problems
With the clocks going back the need for lights has become greater, the lack of coffee is affecting my life and no EMS to start a day is a physcological nightmare
Awake, in the dark and needing guidance
D
Dear Ding,
There’s one vital thing you should know about rabbits. If a dog is a man’s best friend then a rabbit is a woman’s, and it must be treated accorDINGly. Now I can understand you mistakenly unearthing the rabbit – they do have a habit or burrowing very close to their owner’s beds. And I can understand that you stopped still for a while – like a rabbit caught in the headlights. What I cannot understand is how you then proceeded to handle the rabbit without any previous experience? Frankly Ding, I’m disappointed at the lack of regard you’ve shown the bunny, I had you down as an animal lover – you’ve certainly always shown a great appreciation of and respect for pussies. While I’m sorry to hear about your injuries, not once do you mention the rabbit’s well being. How did it fare after its being wedged in your top lip?
Ding, it’s really quite simple. Any pervette will be a happy bunny to give you guidance on rabbit handling – all you gotta do is ask. Please give me your assurance that you’re going to give more thought to rabbits in the future. I’m sure you meant no harm and I do hope that from the look you describe that the nurse gave you, she hasn’t reported you rabbit welfare.
As for the side effect you describe, the fear of machinery and flashing lights; just as it appeared out of nowhere - like a rabbit out of a hat, I’m confident that it will dissipate significantly, if not disappear completely as soon as you complete your rabbit handling training.
So, enough of my rabbiting on Ding. I wish you a speedy recovery and every success in your training, I have every confidence that you will become an expert handler in no time. Now, I gotta bunny hop outta here. Toodles.
Encouraging Eden:rose:
Dearest Eden
Your response and guidance is very much appreciated I may need to elaborate on the scenario further as I obviously misjudged the level of attachment pervettes have to their rabbits :-o
First off I have spoken to by the previously referenced pervette for not depicting her in a caring light. basically my seeking of advice was based around my personal experience and trauma. The pervette did cum to my assistance as I lay toothless in the dark she tried desperately to take the rabbit off me but was consigned to the fact it was wedged in the hole left by tooth. On mature reflect the tears were probably for the potential damage to her close friend but she covered by mumbling something about being close to climax when the incident occured.
The nurse did appear a bit hostile again probably rabbit related ( not physically but she did have buck teeth). Here's my dilema once the rabbit was prized from my lip I insisted on keeping it to returnit to it's owner the growls and looks I got off the 4 female members of staff is now explained also.
I took the rabbit home and as u quite rightly pointed out being an animal lover I changed it's batteries and made it a toasted cheese sandwich. I returned after my shower and it hadn't eaten a ting so made it a toasted ham sandwhich.... Again no luck.... So I packed it up and brought it back to the pervette who was very relieved to see it but went to turnit on and nothing I explained I put new batteries in and tried to feed it.... Then it dawned on it I had killed the rabbit by mixingitstoasties .......registered and still afraid of flashing lights and hand held tools
D
Dear Ding
I am appalled to hear how you have killed the rabbit. This poor pervette must be beside herself without her long-eared friend at her bedside. Their is only one solution to this must purchase a new rabbit for the poor pervette. But before you go thinking you can do this task on your own, you need to consult an experienced rabbit owner. This rabbit owner will be able to advise you in the most appropriate breed to be purchased and the various tricks it can be taught to do. Do not presume to know this vital information as in all fairness, you presumed to know a rabbit before and God bless his soul, you killed him with your amateur driving abilities. Now being an animal lover myself, I am willing to give up my time to help you solve this problem, purchase a rabbit, teach you about the various tricks he can do and most important, show you how to give him loving care to ensure a life long friend. The offer stands.
Yours Sparks
:lick:
Dear Ding,
There's nothing for it but to replace the rabbit. I would suggest taking the pervette in question out shopping and letting her pick her own - but, lets face it she's suffered enough, going shopping for a rabbit with a toothless Ding is a humiliation too far for any self respecting pervette. So, I suggest getting her one exactly the same breed as the previous rabbit. While it's not the same, in time she may grow to love it like its predecessor (RIP). And, you should proceed to training post haste.
Eager to help Eden
Wow, hadn't seen your kind offer Sparks - there you go Ding - Sparks, do you offer training too?
Dearest Sparks & Eden
I feel I must replace the rabbit and your advice is noted thank you.
I have a cpl of odd but necessary questions
A). Are there northside and southside rabbits?
B). City and Cultchie Rabbits?
C). Do all rabbits deliver?
With regard to training is it possible to do like a group session over a period of nights?
Informed and not so afraid
Ding
pmsl
Sparks, im afraid i only carry a "l" in rabitronics, i understand as a fellow animal lover i really must endeavor to attain said skills to ensure competent use an knowledge of the rabbit.
Ultimately my main goal in life is to become a highly proficient rabbit instructor myself.
Any advice greatly appreciated.
Yours Kitten
Well Kitten as you are obviously an animal lover, i am sure you would never abuse a rabbit as Ding has done so, and that most certainly you would not loose a tooth when learning how to use one!
Bugs4ireland !!! :bounce:
Dear Sleepless Sparks,
My apologies - I have just seen your predicament now. What is the current situation? Actually, what does it matter? Ding's idea is an excellent one - call the fire brigade - no matter what...
Firemen Fan in Finglas:lick:
Dear Eden,
Me again. This time. It's urgent though.
I am sitting in my car, having gone out for a smoke.
A giant crow is outside the door, I mean this thing is the size of a mini metro.
I tried to shoo it away but only really succeeded in angering it. It squared up to me when i opened my door and made a cackling noise.
When I slid over to get out the passenger door there was another one there, which I swear was smiling at me to say "where ya think you're going fucko?". I paraphrase of course but that was the impression I got.
I've tried ringing the gardai but they didn't seem to take me seriously.
I've never harmed a crow, I did accidentally run over a pigeon once but that was miles from here and almost a year ago. They don't talk about these things amongst themselves do they? I mean surely all the pigeons haven't got together and paid for a couple of hired goon crows have they?
Or am I the tippi hedren of a Dublin based re-enactment of hitchcocks famous movie about our feathered friends. Can't remember what that was called.
Or is it some form of metaphorical punishment for mistreating ladies over the years.
Please help
yours
Bird victim in blanchardstown
Buddy I think this is punishment from the bird kingdom for you. In all fairness for quite some time now you have had quite an unusual fetish for birds. And in particular Pelican birds!:scared:
I think you should take these large scary crows as a sign to BACK OFFfrom the bird world and stick to your own species. I for one have no feathers and cannot fly ... so possibly a species more suited to your needs :doggy:
Dear Blanchardstown bird victim,
This one is so easy - give up smoking; it's disgusting :P
Clean lungs in Clontarf
I'm still stuck in d car. Brr.......................
Don't you mean 'the' car?
PS The Ding Gym is a Not For Profit Organisation who gleams its revenue from Product Placement and Advertising.....No Membership fess apply
of this very wanton sexy woman... Then it happened mid-thrust i reached up and wanting to grab the headboard instead i grabbed THE RABBIT :eeek:.... Like any good porn I stopped still for about 15 sec (they call it buffering) to be nudged and asked what I was doing. So i brought THE RABBIT out from its burrow and said i want to use it on my host (like a child with a new digger on Christmas morning :bounce: ...she seemed happy about this I failed to say i didn't have a full license to drive such a machine and made the MAN mistake of thinking if women can drive them so can I (BIG MISTAKE)....The room was very dark and I started to press buttons like a play station handset until it started to wiggle.... The big bit was moving like a wobbly john travolta in any direction with the flashing lights on i was feeling good.... gave it a whirl and all seemed good...I was/ still am afraid of the small ear bit but I can get over that...
, I am not strong enough to remove the now extinct man from my bed, and well its my bedtime....I need to go asleep!
So Agony Aunt, what am I to do...how do I remove the unconcious man from my bed?
Yours in desperate need of sleep
Sparks :O
You take ur Rabbit Out and do whatever you feel necessary to arouse the sleeping male ......Assuming this is not too traumatic for the Rabbit (ref to previous posts)
have as much hair as you do ding(as a 38yr old)
.....So now the assistance bit ..... As the Gym is Mobile the instructors extremely fit & Courteous I'd love any ideas you had on the swingers market ..... Your independent view is very much appreciated