was hoping it was a dirty joke
What gets wet as it dries?
A towel?
What gets bigger the more you take away from it? :twisted:
why would you do this me...I dont get riddles they make my head hurt :sad:
does the law allow a man to marry his widows sister?
You can have me but cannot hold me,
Gain me and quickly lose me,
If treated with care I can be great,
And if betrayed I will break.....
What am I?....
A stamp.
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
The man said, "My head will be chopped off."
for when the man says the statement was false, the young man's head would be chopped off, making the statement true. when the man says the statement is true, the young man would be strangled to death, thus making it false.
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There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter.
What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time? ..............................
I can be cracked,
I can be made,
I can be told,
I can be played,
What am I???? .....
You do not want to have me,
But when you have me,
You do not want to lose me.
What am I?
Ha ha!
Ya give up??????
The answer: Lawsuit
Nothing!!!!
What is H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O???
oh i actually know this one...H2o....
In and out, like the tides, I go.
Past the jaws, I move to and fro.
If you lose me, find me fast,
Or else my loss will be your last.
What am I?
When you need me you throw me away, but when you are done with me you bring me back. What am I?
anchor ..
You finsh last to get first place .I am a teat , Its not a race ...what am I ?
Answer = A test of time.:smile:
As I went out the slippery gap I met my uncle davy, I cut off his head n drank his blood n left him down easy!!
What am I?
It starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
What is it ? ......