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A photo of your cock? How unusual.

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So after dropping Bull at the airport this morning (boo-hoo!), having had to get up at 3:30am to do so, and having slept hardly at all the night before, my brain is too fried to do any work. Tried to sleep but couldn't, so I came to mess about on here some more. (This site being what it is, came and mess should perhaps not be used in the same sentence.) I've been looking at a lot of profiles, super-excited when I started out (wow, a whole week ago!), but now I'm way too tired to be horny any more. I have seen more cocks the last week than I ever have in my life before. "Ah, he has a photo. Maybe I can see if he's hairy or smooth. If he's as athletic as he claims to be. What he means by medium build. But wait, his photos tell me... they tell me... "They tell me he has a cock! Well that's really good to know, I realise the enormous risk of meeting up with a guy, getting all hot and bothered, then ripping his clothes off to find he's a eunuch!" Don't get me wrong, that is important, too. I have, a few times, caught myself thinking, "I wouldn't mind sucking that." But you know which photo got my interest this morning out of the fresh ones in the inbox? The guy who had a photo up that made it look as if there is a human being with feelings, hobbies, interests and friends attached to that cock. What are you laughing about? No, no, man, he doesn't have his hobbies and his friends attached to his cock, there's a human attached to the cock who... Oh, bugger off. (c; Boo.
ah well ya see deep down all us men love to show off our mickeys, Its a hardwired thing in the brain as the cock in times of no clothes was shown to be the sign of virility or some crap, and then also there is the thing most eejits believe all the crap about the size of the cock is the only thing that should matter and the numerous mickey shots will have the ladies coming in theyre droves. I have a mickey shot but only send it to those that ask to see it, Feck it I prefer to show mine in person..lol. But No I think Boo sadly this age old thing of the mickey display is unfortounately a thing that ya get used to on sites like this, and a lot of men are afraid that they might be recognised If they have face pics on a profile because they could be doing the dirty or the boss might recognise them.
Been stressing myself to death I might have come across wrong, guys please, I'm not saying you should take the intimate pics off or that I think less of you if you post one! Far from it! I was just looking at the pics with a few posts in mind where guys asked how they could stand out from the crowd (no pun intended). What caught my eye was a photo that was more personal, even though the face was obscured, but reading through that post again I feel I might have come across as a bit of a bitch. I'm so sorry if I made anyone feel bad. You see, Bull is the one with all our integrity, and when he's gone I feel as if I only open my mouth to change feet. I hear you about the age-old macho thing, Make, but then again sites like these... we're here for sex, in the end, aren't we? biggrin Photos of the vital bits are important! Showing it in person... that's indeed the ideal, though! lol I'm really worried I might have offended, if I did I am so sorry, blame it on lack of sleep and fingers on keyboard generally being faster than brain in skull.
Dora you have me falling off the chair laughing here. Well said.
Ah God no Boo you've offended no one I'd say. Typical dora dragging this thread into disrepute....was going to have a sausage sarnie for lunch but ya put me right off now.:O
If I don't want to be the reason for the smiley face - then I don't need to see anything else.
I presume that all males have a cock - and therefore pics are unnecessary.
i think its worth pointing out that females dont get the same sort of kick out of pics as males do..the visual stimulation factor is different for females , this is why often a guy on cam with his cock out will get feck all attention from the females, and even a request to view your cam to a female will yield feck all results...
:inlove:Ahhhh Boo.... so nice to meet a fellow sufferer of the dreadful "foot in mouth" disease.......:bounce::bounce:....maybe we could form a support group.....:welcome::smile2: Jax:smoke::inlove:
Ya seen one ya seen em all:smoke:
Well i suppose a lot of men don't want to be identified so putting in a cock picture is an easy way out. I mean its not like most guys are going to be identified in a line up by looking at their bits. Theres a lot of profiles with only pictures of gentalia. As much as I love what the male member does for me I'm not much into looking at pictures of it. I know theres some particularly well endowed guys like to show off. I;m not asking anyone to make themselves easily identifiable especially after the recent press interest. however theres probably some girls out there just looking for a massive one so hey what do I know. Love and bubbles Yummy
Could we not have a swing site cock pride day? All the guys could show their cocks with pride, tie little ribbons and bows around them, paint them, smiley faces, god the possibilities are endless..
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Could we not have a swing site cock pride day?
All the guys could show their cocks with pride, tie little ribbons and bows around them, paint them, smiley faces, god the possibilities are endless..

er I do that every day, get me 'fuck face' on, I have it looking like ronald mcdonald mostly these days.
I think this guy that Boo mentioned could win .. The guy who had a photo up that made it look as if there is a human being with feelings, hobbies, interests and friends attached to that cock. That is some cock, wonder does it talk ?
Face pics are grand, until you appear on page 7 of the Sunday World which has happened to me when my pic was lifted from another site. They did blur my face out but i was still recognized from it by people that know me. Now i don't post Face pics but i don't post cock pics either as i know you ladies are not mad about them, but face pics can always be sent on to interested parties. Its all about choice i suppose, and the fact there are probably 10+ guys for every couple / female in here so there are just so many cock pics floating around. Its the empty profiles that drive me nuts ....lol Sean xx
Sean, you have a very good point there. A suggestion to the blokes... try a body shot, your torso, just showing your chin and mouth, perhaps. it just gives a gal an idea whether you are what you say you are! I met one person from here who described his build as athletic, and with only a cock pic I could see no more. In the flesh there is no way in a thousand years I'd have described him as athletic! I often make judgements on whether I'm interested in talking further based on mouth... love sensitive-looking lips. I sincerely hope he won't mind me saying so, but Sennan has what I consider a near perfect profile, especially the pics. Some cock, yes, but more as well, and especially those lips. Wouldn't recognise him in the street, though. Hope it was ok to mention his profile.
Yeah i agree with the fact the description might not fit the facts, but then it mightn't be a lie or exaggeration, just a different viewpoint. I could describe myself as being athletic, unfortunately in my case athletic being a shot putter.
lol Yes, I agree, you can't say people are lying, as people's definition of athletic, for instance, can differ widely. I'm sure there are loads of guys on here who think they're slim whom I'd call athletic, or athletic whom I'd call muscular. And I've seen a few women who thought of themselves as large who I thought looked more like medium. I think that's why it's important to put some effort into your photos, so that people can get a reasonably clear idea of whether they'd feel attracted to you.
I like guys with a bit of flesh on them, same with women, but I have to admit women with boyish figures turn me on as well, especialy long slim legs.. Oh god I am coming over all funny, and it is too early for thatsad
Addies, you come across all funny 24/7. It's never too early for a bit of weirdness.
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Addies, you come across all funny 24/7. It's never too early for a bit of weirdness.

Why you cheeky Madam:haha::haha:
I meant funny down belowinnocent
Addies: Oh god I am coming over all funny, and it is too early for that...
Oh! Ooooh, now I understand. Funny is a woman, and she was hoping you'd last longer. Sorry, Addies. But kudos to you for keeping up the typing, that's commitment for you.
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Addies: Oh god I am coming over all funny, and it is too early for that...
Oh! Ooooh, now I understand. Funny is a woman, and she was hoping you'd last longer. Sorry, Addies. But kudos to you for keeping up the typing, that's commitment for you.
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You promised me you wouldn't mention Funny:rascal:
Right Missy I am sooooooooooo posting the problem you sent Dora and myself, that will teach youpoke
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refers Boo to problem page:lol2::lol2:
Oh thank you so much for this very nice thread. At least it got me giggling and giggling, I feel less depressed after having seen about 240 close shots of penises in about 3 weeks.surpriseduch: I like to talk to a person and if I fancy him/her then I would like to take it further down the lane of pleasure. Receiving empty messages accompanied by genitalia, I started to think that this website was full of dickheads that couldn't express themselves at all.:taz: So again, thank you.:thrilled: By the way, has anyone told those guys that having a huge one doesn't mean that one knows how to use it ? :angel Sensy