>
>
> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
> herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
> she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be twelve again', she
> replied, still looking in the mirror.
>
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
> Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
>
>
> What a day!
>
> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the
> Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
>
> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
> McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
> chocolate shake. Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola,
> and her favourite sweets...........M&M's.
>
>
> What a fabulous adventure!
>
> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
> what was it like being twelve again?'
>
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my
> dress size, you retard'!
>
>
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
> wrong........
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