I'm new to all this, but I've done my research. I've a poor, shrivelled excuse for a manhood, although I did once have sex for over two and a half minutes, if you include the time it took for me to get my white (kinda) y-fronts off. I have a terrible job, no money and there is a slight smell off me. However, I have a great sense of humour which, I have been told, is the most important thing. Isn't it? So I'll just sit back and wait for all the messages to come flooding in.

Eh..........................

Hello?

Anyone.......................

Think I need to change my profile.............................................