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sexycpl2010
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
Female, 43
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Quote by TITAN79
hard to figure out how they didnt know he was there the biggest house in the town and no power or phone line goin into it
They(SEAL TEAM 6) obviously have been to some of the 'ghost' estates in ireland and thought in the worldwide financial crisis large dwelling structures lacking in basic ammenities was the latest trend.
ha ha titan pmsl did ya know the guy that set up seal team 6 called it that even though there is only seal team one, two and six, he called it that so that the russians would run round loooking for seal teams three four and five lol
Quote by bilbob
Ms B - I always remember the baywatch theme .... now there's a tune! sharkey and george was cool too :bounce:
Mr B - Mcgyver, Jake and the fatman... oh and of course, ear to the ground. doesn't every kid remember that one
sharkey and george absolutely brilliant forgot bout that one, the whole dancing part been swung around absolutely amazing
mr b how bout bill and ben?
During a fairly slow afternoon at work today conversation turned to tv theme tunes, and what ones really strike your emotions, be they happy sad or downright strange.
What are they and why?
Mine would have to be the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" mainly because of the memories of sprinting in the road from the bus, wolfing down the soup before they started lol ha ha "heroes in a half shell"
Mrs sexycpls, theme tune is "Only Fools And Horses" because she grew up with it and nevers fails to put a smile on her face lol
some absolutely classics from the legend that is tommy cooper
"Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library
and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do
the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in."
"He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your
trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for
the books."
"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people
were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?'
He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'
"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can
you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your
oyster, go for it.'
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice."
"So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy
an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start
with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain
amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'
I went to Millets and said 'I want to buy a tent.' He said 'To
camp?', I said butchly! 'Sorry, I want to buy a tent.' I said 'I
also want to buy a caravan.' He said 'Camper?' I said campily! 'Make
your mind up.'
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He
said "My dog's died.'"
"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one
I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the
dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.'"
"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and
said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'"
"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local
swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'"
"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip
outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there
are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my
mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother
Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang
up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he
rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I
swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing
director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What
happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
Tommy Cooper was in a taxi and when he got to the end of his journey and paid his fare,
the cab sat there waiting for his tip when Tommy gave him a tea bag and said, "Have a drink
on me."
Baileys great thread and some interesting observations on the point. When we set out on this lifestyle, we decided that altough the fun and naughty side of it would be amazing it soon became apparrent that making friends was going to be something that was going to be an added bonus
Some ppl will read this and say that were only new to this and therefore havent a clue but at the end of the day, everyone was a newbie at some stage.
So in answer to your question B we would have to say that when we go anywhere it is ultimately to make friends and have fun, if we have fun yipee all the better so option B all the way
