Quote by user=apple-pie
Thank you everybody :inlove:assionkiss:
Lass i should kick your ass :evil2: but il let ya lick me again instead :lick:
lol lol yummy
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lol lol yummy
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irishlass37
2 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
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lol lol yummy
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To the luffley apple pie, wishing you a very happy birthday for tomorrow, have a great day and nite 
luv n hugs
luv n hugs
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Quote by user=mr-meandmywifeuk
Thinking friends made on here would stay good friends but stab you in the back every chance they get , some friends eh? :wank: :2fingers:
ermmmmmmmmmmm excuse me get it rite lol, it was ur front I stabbed ya in
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sometimes i wish HIM that i chat to wud get his ass into gear and come stay for a few days lol
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Quote by user=sean0001
grrrrrrrrr sometimes I wish stupid damn clients wudnt leave their keys in the car ingition, resulting in them getting locked out of it like they did today...Two hrs wasted trying to break in and find a mechanic in the middle of nowhere, with roads thick with snow n ice
lol sean not with 3 dogs in the car, wudnt want them cut
mind you pmsl it was defo one of those moments that you freeze frame lol lol lol
a hammer through the side window .... 2 seconds not 2 hours !!!!!
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grrrrrrrrr sometimes I wish stupid damn clients wudnt leave their keys in the car ingition, resulting in them getting locked out of it like they did today...Two hrs wasted trying to break in and find a mechanic in the middle of nowhere, with roads thick with snow n ice
mind you pmsl it was defo one of those moments that you freeze frame lol lol lol
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Stupid men who ask why I like tall men....erm like WTF what does it matter why I like tall men?? I just do!!!
Other men grrrrr who have almost single on their profile, then when they ask me to show em my pics and I decline cos they are not single - they say oh im single now!!!
really?? forgive me if I sound a tad sceptical cos if you all that serious about being on here then surely updating your damn profile is in everyones interests..
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Quote by user=zaza
2 fookin true iris, can I add 2 that it'd also be nice if they didn't go reaching their own conclusion just based on what they think they know when they haven't a clue about what happened ....
hugs zaza hope ur okay hun?
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Quote by user=BIGGLES5000
sometimes I'd kill for a massage, nice strong hands on my neck and shoulders
sometime i wish lass would get the table of doom out so i can give her a massage.
roflmfao biggles, the table of doom is having a break for a few days
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Quote by user=tatts
Oh I'm with ya there lass.. Badly in need of one myself..
Sometimes I wish I could click my fingers and b where I want to b..
Lol ginger now that cud be fun click..click click ah damn its not working for me either lol
sometime i wish i was that person that can be clicked....:thrilled:
lmfao tatts yeah i can just see you being in middle of painting some poor unsuspecting persons house lol and all of a sudden I click my fingers n u vanish lol lol
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Quote by user=gingerfire
Oh I'm with ya there lass.. Badly in need of one myself..
Sometimes I wish I could click my fingers and b where I want to b..
Lol ginger now that cud be fun click..click click ah damn its not working for me either lol
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sometimes I'd kill for a massage, nice strong hands on my neck and shoulders
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sometimes I wish I had a crystal ball and could have told the ppl that mattered how much i loved them before it was too late
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Quote by user=kkgirl
for the tea and biccies.....
n the beer lol ...dont forget the beer!!!!
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Quote by user=tatts
:taz:not to lass dont rock your boat hun ... life is what you make of it ,next time put him in sack and place satans spawn in with , that should soften his cough :therethere:
lol I cant do that to her, he mightn't have his tetanus up to date :grin:
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Happy Birthday Van hun...have a great time, lots of love n kisses xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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ah the rant sorted my short fuse lol, worse things happen at sea :grin:
Thanks tho everyone 
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In chat at am this morning...can anyone tell me why some blasted single man thinks I want to meet him just cos he is single, his profile says not into bi or gay sex, sorry I am into bi sex...Made this clear to him that this was my preference and he continues to pester me, ended up leaving chat for the second night in a row because of this man,
Let me just say just cos u have a cock it does not give you the automatic right to a fuck nor does it give you the right to tell me what I am missing.
I have made my choices on here and either back off or I will hunt u down and personally make your life a living hell mate....
Fooking pushy men I hate them grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Quote by user=tatts
i have a industrial hoover in mine if thats any good i call it elephant!!
never forgets were its been...:taz:
lmao tatts, well at this rate he will have loads of toys to play with hehe..mite keep tiny tim busy for a while :grin:
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Quote by user=ALT3RN8
No luck with the dyson but have an old "Goblin" vaccum cleaner in d shed that might be better suited to the task in hand
roflmfao alt....hmmma gobbling goblin lol lol
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Quote by user=geebee
aww wors u know im a gentleman lol i wouldnt kick any bodys ass!!!!!!!!!!! i might spank it and put a dyson up irish s ass but naaaa i d never kick it lol actually can think of o ne more thing id shove up her ass lol mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:boink:
promises promises tiny lol
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Quote by user=justforfun10
Dyson hoover wanted for guy who needs his toy replaced, last one just got sick n died after one too many anal probing sessions..
Also wanted a pocket pussy for same guy..
Make a guy smile for christmas, donate what u can :grin:
Lass thats just evil :giggle:
pmsl just i knows
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Dyson hoover wanted for guy who needs his toy replaced, last one just got sick n died after one too many anal probing sessions..
Also wanted a pocket pussy for same guy..
Make a guy smile for christmas, donate what u can :grin:
