Hi guys...
We'd also be very interested if the date suits!
Thanks,
R&B
When you upgrade and have showers in place please let us know. We for one would be very interested in a good old night out there and know a few peeps on here that are just waiting for them to be installed before they are happy to go aswell.
Trust
I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?
Fifty Shades of Grey, a husband's view.
The missus bought a Paperback
…down Eason's, Saturday,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was 'Fifty Shades of Grey'.
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went of to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip..
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer..
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
…..I am the dominator !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
'Step on the other one'!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey...
If the date suits we'd love an invite, please and thank you! :thumbup: