YES YES YES
and I know you still dont know me.
To quote sting.
Lay my head on the surgeons table,
Take my fingerprints if you are able,
Check my records, check my facts,
Check if I paid my income Tax.
Pore over everything in my CV
but you still know nothing bout me.
I would inflate the number of users artifically, float it on the stock exchange, sell when the shares went up and run off to some country which has no extradition treaty oh and perhaps have the company of one or 2 of the sexier female members with me.
What do u mean its been done........... oh right!!!!
She called herself Anna, said she was married but horny, I picked her up from a pub carpark, went to a quiet hotel car park got in the back seat and she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had, my cock was desentisised so much I didnt even feel when I came. She swallowed and kep going till I got hard again. We had sex in every position we could manage in the car and when I had satisfied her, I dropped her back to her car and have never seen her again. All I have are the 2 pics she sent to my mobile phone. 1 of her coming out of the shower and the second just before she left to meet me in stockings basque and heels. Every time I pass that hotel I get an erection.
I think that we waste too much time on the BS of life.
yes,
Ice age 4 made me laugh out loud.
Do you like to be dined wined and 69;d?
PS Make Legz. ( meeting 2 people while they are making the beast with 2 backs is too perverted even for me................ well if I tell the truth not really.)
The crew of the space craft escaped the atmosphere of the planet Wikket. They slowed their craft and viewed the majesty of creation, the planets, the moons, nebulae and constellations. They gazed in wonder at this beauty and then turned to each other and said in unison "It will have to go"
with apologies to Douglas Adams for paraphrasing him.
Snog ???? anyone would think this was a swingers site.
If we are talking snogging nookie etc I would go with *removed* always works for me. No sillies not for her for me. I can never remember if i did or if i didnt.
NO but then i like sports
Would you make the beast with 2 backs in public at night? (dont want to frighten the neighbours too much)
Being a typical man its a YES from me (shallow creature that I am)
I will be bringing a ladder as u r taller than me. or I might just trip u up and make sure I am underneath u to cushion ur fall.
You would hope people had the sense to look after themselves or anyone they play with. Respect is also a very important word too!
Damn I missed it so little jonny99 its back into ur cage for another year Sorry!!!!!!!!!
I find a mallet usually helps break the ice or if I am feeling particularly violent a chain saw.
NO (but for u I might get one)
Would u go to a meet wearing just lingerie under ur coat (ladies)or just ur Calvin Kleins (men). For people of either sex who wear the undies of the other sex apply as needed.
See Legz I am getting the hang of inclusivity.
I am constantly horny and wondering if I am normal (not as in sane as in being horny all the time)
Ice Age 4.
Bit like my sex life at the moment........... really cold and only rubbing my hands er lets leave it at that lol
Guns n roses
Short and thick or long and thin?
